Why are they upset?  Beef's been dead so many times he's probably worn an ass-groove in the couch in the afterlife.  Or does a Margeaux dog sighting mean the cat will die and go to a place from which return is not possible?  And why does taking it in the can mean that Pat starts shopping at J. Crew?

basically pat will soon go crazy because he will be confronted with the homosexual within (not that there's anything wrong with that) but he is such a dick that he thinks male-male fellatio is a shit thing to do.  even when it is behind the bleachers and is so beautiful that he can never comprehend it.

also, let's hear it for photoshop for adding a filter that puts in a homosexual father and his hell of repressed son in a young phase.

I'm wondering a few things here.

Firstly, how does a dog sense that a ***** is afraid of him.
Secondly, in the fourth panel, is anyone else slightly disconcerted by Magnus's huge sac?

ray just had to go and make his bigger.  always being so insensitive to poor beef.

Ray may be an idiot with his Bennies, but you cannot, I repeat CANNOT, deny that he is a hell of a good friend.  He isn't arguing with T.  He's offering constructive criticism in an attempt both to better his chubby friend's quality of life and save the pseudo-life of Keith Moon's head in a jar.

they are simple, salt-of-the-earth, down-on-their-luck type folk.

who just happen to terrify five year old otters in their spare time.

Vlad makes me glad to be alive.  He makes me want to rage against the world and rise up so that I might punch God in his haughty craw, all the while just twisted around the bend on a handle of Aristocrat.

Also, you've gotta love the *THUMP* as Phillipe latches onto the couch, as if he thinks by holding onto it, they'll realize the error of their ways.

Ray Smuckles is a wonderful man.  He's also French, check it a while back when Beef told him he can't go around eating a wedge of brie in the manner of pie.