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Achewood / Re: 03 February 2006 - THREW A BEER THROUGH CARL VEIDT'S HEAD
« on: February 03, 2006, 01:59:49 pm »
I like how Beef envisions the exact same publicity photo of Stubbs that we've seen, implying that there is only one photo of Rodney Leonard Stubbs.

You cannot take pictures of the Man with Blood on his Hands. The last guy to do it was bodily inverted and shoved into his camera. The dude has got no mercy.

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Achewood / Re: 25 January 2005 - The Great Outdoor Fight
« on: January 25, 2006, 02:13:40 pm »
"Beef! I want you to do me a favour!"
"what is it dogg"
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

This storyline is excellent, but I hope it doesn't peter out before we actually get to the Great Outdoor Fight.

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Achewood / Re: 23 January 2006 - Bonkers T. McQuack
« on: January 24, 2006, 03:19:05 am »
I eat meat. It is an ideological thing with me, because, y'know, animals. They're all fuckers. Also I have a jacket that is probably made from several cows.

This strip is basically gold, especially since now I have two more great words to make fun of vegans with.

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Achewood / Re: 18 January 2006 - Rib-Eye is the Most Nutritious Cut of Steak
« on: January 18, 2006, 09:09:51 pm »
If Beef's mom is ever shown, she should be like Dr. Claw, all just showing one hand and the back of a chair.

It would be weird if she owned a cat, though.

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Achewood / Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« on: January 17, 2006, 08:12:25 pm »
Oh, no, clearly Todd does not believe that the ChatSack is crude. Cause, y'know, it's Todd. So it's perfectly okay to invite Mrs. Smuckles to see the ChatSack factory. Perhaps he has also planned to ask her to model for the female version.

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Achewood / Re: Dec 29, 05 - who... ate... my daaaaaang naaaachos!
« on: December 29, 2005, 04:24:49 pm »
17th century sailing drama next to "DAAAAAAANG NAAAAACHOS" is basically like the essence of Achewood.

Also, 8 is the optimum number of As to make DAAAAAAANG both melodramatic and hilarious

Also, it is awesome that Onstad has gone to the future and gotten the January 2nd comic from his future self and brought it back to us here in the primitive year 2005.

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Achewood / 8 November 2005 - Spaghetti's Dad
« on: November 08, 2005, 01:49:30 pm »
And so I delurk...

The tank contains concentrated edumacation, which the cat is about to receive rectally.

Ray's dialogue in the weird hallucination/dream sequence/the odd things going on in his head is gold.

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