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Achewood / Re: 15 October 2008 - When in Sodom...
« on: October 15, 2008, 10:52:29 pm »Why do the eyes look so horrid and dead...?
Because she's a stripper?
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Because she's a stripper?
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Achewood / Re: ...with a chum oven like yours (August 25, 2008)
« on: August 26, 2008, 04:24:44 pm »Why not just make Cilantro-Monkey Ass toothpaste?
I have a guy in Sierra Leone. Let me know.
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Achewood / Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« on: January 31, 2008, 07:37:31 pm »
The alt-text really disturbed me.
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Achewood / Re: What are your top Achewood strips?
« on: December 25, 2007, 04:07:23 am »2. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07222003 Ray takes Teodor to school re: the internet. He breaks into a Wesley Willis-style rap that ends with, "Rock over TCP/IP, Rock on XML." I love that so much. I can't explain why, maybe it's my love for Wesley and the animated GIF that was made of Ray dancing.
I got into Achewood sometime after this strip had already run. I was reading through the archives, saw it, and thought "Huh, Wesley Willis died around that time...I wonder if that's a tribute strip?" Then I saw that he died about a month later. Weird.
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Achewood / Re: December 24th, 2007 - Reissue: Little Nephew's Hip-Hop ******
« on: December 24, 2007, 10:53:46 pm »
This is the strip that introduced "mad rutty" to my lexicon. A true classic.
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Achewood / Re: October 02, 2007 - 2052
« on: October 03, 2007, 05:00:16 pm »
Because this strip ran Tuesday I don't get a Birthday Strip today.
Then again, I'm not sure I'd want a strip dealing with aging and eventual mortality to be my birthday strip.
Then again, I'm not sure I'd want a strip dealing with aging and eventual mortality to be my birthday strip.
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Achewood / Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« on: September 20, 2007, 03:14:47 pm »
Is this a return to being a breast man for Lyle, or just one of the many worlds of possibility that open up when one becomes a less discriminating hole man?
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Achewood / Re: Achewood mourns the loss of early champion Adam Finley.
« on: September 13, 2007, 11:20:11 pm »I just hope I die while being hugged, and not while in a wine drinking contest.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03242003
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Achewood / Re: 13 September 2007 - Oh my gosh a stranger!
« on: September 13, 2007, 11:16:58 pm »
I would have gone with "Me and Hungry Gus" but that's just me.
Its also a good candidate for an Achewood tattoo.
Its also a good candidate for an Achewood tattoo.
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Achewood / Re: Does anyone have the guts?
« on: September 10, 2007, 06:43:42 pm »Also I just joined the Flickr group and noticed that someone got the rabbit ambulance tattooed on her shoulder. Was that anyone from here?
I have Rabbit Ambulance on my left leg. I think mine looks better.
(I've posted this before)
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Achewood / Re: Go sit on a fig! 7/6/07
« on: July 09, 2007, 07:07:15 pm »
I'm glad I'm the only one who took "Go sit on a fig!" the places it wasn't meant to go:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=figging
I like to have some reassurance that the world is still a little bit innocent.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=figging
I like to have some reassurance that the world is still a little bit innocent.
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Achewood / Re: 5 Jul 2007 - HE WANTS TO TASTE THE fuck*ng CURB!
« on: July 05, 2007, 03:11:44 pm »Next we find the guy who made Tekton.
Pre Comic-Sans it was the font that was most ill used. It's supposed to be a replacement to the font used on blueprints, instead it's used as a display font to make things seem friendly and light hearted.
It was David Siegel, who deserves a curbing for a lot of other reasons, too.
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Achewood / Re: 29 May 2007 - Fill Up My Fountain Pen with the Burnin' Flavor of Love
« on: May 30, 2007, 12:02:19 am »
Man, that's a cold thing to do to a cat who is fairly well known to have a notoriously small ding-a-ling due to his intersex nature.
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Achewood / Re: Onstad's latest Achewood Supplement: http://martini.assetbar.com/achewood/ho
« on: April 25, 2007, 09:59:08 pm »
That "thing" makes me wish I could take away the cans of everyone who uses it.
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Achewood / Re: Apr.16.2007 - Chapter One.
« on: April 17, 2007, 08:09:07 pm »
I go with "Molly, nice, not my type". I don't think Ray was trying to spare anyone. I think he's that oblivious.