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Achewood / It ain't even a real LLLLLIMO! (19 Feb 2004)
« on: February 20, 2004, 12:36:49 pm »
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Achewood / drip drop drip drop (11-07-03)
« on: November 07, 2003, 10:42:31 am »
I win this race, ladies. I'm like the guy who comes out of nowhere in the marathon and vomits in the trophy.
Strip.
Strip.
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Achewood / Layoffs At The Mine - 27 October 2003
« on: October 27, 2003, 11:38:22 am »
OH LORD NO, NOT SILLY. GOD HELP US.
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Achewood / Chicken allergies-Oct 17
« on: October 18, 2003, 10:38:47 am »Quote from: "CortJstr"
Weird ass thought of the day: Ray is supposed to be roughly normal cat size. Yet the chicken was in proportion to a human. Does the underground raise tiny chickens? Was it a cornish game hen (baby chicken)? Has the underground perfected Shrink Ray Technology*? It's not easy living inside my head.
Actually, there are chickens of that size available here. They're man-made, and about the size of your fist! You can just cut 'em up like regular chickens.
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Achewood / fuck*ng Comcast Killed Roast Beef! - 16 October 2003
« on: October 16, 2003, 11:14:36 am »
Only if you're a god-damned warewolf.
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History / Above Average Intelligence.
« on: September 16, 2003, 07:12:10 am »
Pfft. All your stories are too long. I didn't read them. Make them shorter. For example, look at this anecdote that Hemingway posted on a similar thread-
'Tried to iron my shirt while wearing it. It hurt.'
'Tried to iron my shirt while wearing it. It hurt.'
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Arts & Entertainment / Like Spinning Plates
« on: September 16, 2003, 07:05:55 am »
That's true. Just the other day a bunch of these one-headed guys from Mars came over, and I was talking like Radiohead's tour de force was Kid A, and they were all like 'no way man!' Eventually we went out to get falafels and ended up forgetting the whole thing.
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Arts & Entertainment / Well, Johnny Cash is dead.
« on: September 14, 2003, 06:08:25 pm »
But nobody ever comes in here. It's cold and there's wolves in the closet.
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Arts & Entertainment / Well, Johnny Cash is dead.
« on: September 14, 2003, 01:30:42 pm »
Man in black? More like, cheek skin slack! Haha, he's dead.
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Achewood / August 28th Variety Hour
« on: September 02, 2003, 02:14:48 am »
What the hell is wrong with you all? That Rainier beer strip is pure comedic gold! It's money in the bank!
I imagine that beer singing as I drift off to sleep, and it just serves to remind me that all's right in the world.
I imagine that beer singing as I drift off to sleep, and it just serves to remind me that all's right in the world.
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Achewood / Classic (8/13)
« on: August 17, 2003, 04:05:05 am »
LIES. People with alzheimers can't remember they have it, unless they get a tattoo on their hand reminding them every ten minutes. You do not have a tattooed hand.
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