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Achewood / Re: Blogs: December 2006
« on: December 20, 2006, 11:25:54 am »
Oh Pat, the classes with Arthur seem for naught, your intense road rage may be the end for you. But seriously, some rough language coupled with some equally rough chuckles makes for a delectable entry from Pat.
"YOUR C*NT IS REAL ESTATE AND ITALIANS THROW FOOD AT YOUR MIND!", does that have some sort of hidden meaning, is it some new colloquial expression floating around in the mean streets of Pat's mind, or is it just the most offensive thing Pat could think of at the time? The more I read it the more I can see the tiny furious wheels in Pat's mind. First he attacks her most sacred feminine area, a logical move, and what better way than to imply that sums of money are being exchanged for the deed to your hoochie-coochie. Second he attacks her mind, clearly he also expresses his low opinion of Italian cuisine. Pat may see Italian cuisine as base due to it's "ubiquity" (e.g. Chef Boyardee), hence he implies that her mind also exhibits promiscuity in that it accepts anything that's thrown at it, even things which many might consider low-class.
Damn, that was some intense thinkin', must be from trying to induce lucid dreaming.
http://journeyintoreason.blogspot.com/

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History / The Price Of Democracy
« on: December 05, 2006, 06:44:01 pm »
So, the new study from John Hopkins came out a while ago, saying that over 600,000 Iraqi civilians have died since the beginning of the Iraq War. 600,000 civilians have died, it really blows my mind, I gave myself a minute to think about it and that's like the entire population of the city I live in x2. People who were just trying to scratch out a living, people essentially not too different from any of my neighbors save their location. I let my mind ramble longer and remembered an interesting rule of thumb of how for everyone 1 killed, 2 are left seriously wounded. I did the math and that's 1.2 million people whose lives are forever changed, that 1.2 million people might be missing arms or legs and in a country like Iraq that usually means that they won't be able to provide a living for themselves much less a family. Then more thinking and internet usage led me to find the estimated population of Iraq 28.8 million people, that's more than twenty million people living in fear everday for their lives, afraid that this day they won't come back home. Well we ousted Saddam, right? That's gotta be worth something. Well we're close to breaking even, Saddam has caused an estimated 500,000 Iraqi lives, now keep in mind this is only Iraqi lives, of course this number is only a rough estimate adding the ~100,000 Kurds that he killed and the ~375,000 Iraqis that died in the Iran-Iraq war. So, I felt I should just ask this board, was it worth it, and is it still worth it?

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Achewood / Re: 20th November 2006 - getting S.O.--S.A.D. again
« on: November 20, 2006, 09:10:13 am »
Damn, now im gonna spend all day trying to figure out what G.R.O.-R.A.D. stands for. Go Really Out- Red Apple Drum... hmm, i think im getting somewhere with this.

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Ah, Emeril vs. Jesus, one of the typical match ups that as kids, were the staple of our imaginations. Oh, the confrontations in who would win between Jesus and Superman, and during the holidays Jesus  versus Santa was a classic.
I guess I need the poor otter to be tortured for me to enjoy his appearances :-[

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See, things like that make me afraid of the interweb, it's so easy to get caught with your hand in the honey pot. And oh how tempting they can make that honey pot, I feel that these agencies are just bored and are just trying to drum up some business. Like in that old joke about how the word AMBULANCE is spelled backward so you can look in your mirror and read it the right way and then you get into an accident because you're busy thinking how clever those sign makers are.

And yew is a type of a tree  ;).

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