Holy hell - whoever wrote the cat question deserves some sort of award.  I laughed so hard tears came out.  This level of funny makes me think Onstad writes the questions too - it's too good for a layperson.

As for Ray being neutered, I don't think most cats know they've been fixed - they're out cold when it goes down, and as both this column (if it's not fake) and my own personal experience dictates, cats still get their bone on if they're fixed anyway.