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People & Places / Re: Tippings of hats and shakings of hands.
« on: March 24, 2007, 08:18:52 am »
Panopticon, you've been can'd for having an avatar from the cover of my favorite book. Ever.
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Achewood / Re: March 16, 2007 - "songs sung in the key of lie"
« on: March 20, 2007, 04:06:28 am »
You all are not about to tell me you are not familiar with Lee Falk's classic work "The Phantom".
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Achewood / Re: March 16, 2007 - "songs sung in the key of lie"
« on: March 18, 2007, 09:31:26 pm »What would be really amazing is if Ray were deeply hurt by this, and flew to Africa or something to prove to Leon that he is, in fact, a Rad Dude. Or if Ray converted to Christianity or something. That would be rude.All traveling on a British Merchant Ship
All shanghaied by pirates.
All saved by the Bandar tribe of pygmy cats.
All swearing on the skull of his father to protect the innocent
All wearing a purple costume and skull rings.
This is the story
Of the Cat Who Walks.
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People & Places / Re: O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of birthdays
« on: March 04, 2007, 05:26:00 am »Don't eat the cyber cake!
This seems like a statement that would work on a t-shirt. Maybe with a vintage woodcut-type-drawing of a man with a cake made of components.
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Arts & Entertainment / Re: the Simpson's movie
« on: February 25, 2007, 11:14:07 pm »
Is it just me or is the image of Homer giving a pig a zerbert profoundly disturbing?
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Achewood / Re: Can someone tell me why The Tenmen is funny?
« on: February 25, 2007, 12:03:03 am »
I find it altogether fitting that we reach this magical place in discussing the Tenmen: the rudest cats of them all.
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Wild Card / Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« on: February 24, 2007, 11:53:11 pm »
You are correct, ma'am.
I have worked at 826 for the greater portion of four months. Mr. Eggers likely does no know I exist. We have Shared Greetings before, however. It went like this:
"Hi Dave."
"Oh, hey... you."
I have worked at 826 for the greater portion of four months. Mr. Eggers likely does no know I exist. We have Shared Greetings before, however. It went like this:
"Hi Dave."
"Oh, hey... you."
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Wild Card / Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« on: February 24, 2007, 11:29:09 pm »
Is there no new two truths and a lie?
I will fix this.
1. Toni Morrison has a low opinion of me.
2. Dave Eggers and I have had lunch.
3. I have this really embarassing habit of not reading the works of famous authors that I meet.
I will fix this.
1. Toni Morrison has a low opinion of me.
2. Dave Eggers and I have had lunch.
3. I have this really embarassing habit of not reading the works of famous authors that I meet.
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Arts & Entertainment / Re: oh crap, oh goodness...SO NERVOUS! (stage debut)
« on: February 24, 2007, 07:58:27 am »
Knock them dead.
Seriously, get a hammer, aim for the temple.
Seriously, get a hammer, aim for the temple.
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Achewood / Re: Dude and Catastrophe??
« on: February 23, 2007, 03:38:07 am »
Seriously if you think I look like a blond viking you will all be disappointed fellows. I think I've been over this.
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Achewood / Re: Phone call from a Fireman (22 February 2007 )
« on: February 23, 2007, 03:36:30 am »Grapefruit juice, high-end vodka and just enough 7-Up to make the top fizz... served in an Erlenmeyer flask?
I am highly in favor of beverages served in lab glassware. All gin-tonics stirred with glass pipettes. All shots out of test tubes. All whiskey old-fashioneds in volumetric flasks.
This said, I would figure fine brandies to be more of a Breast Man liquor. Especially served in a snifter.
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Achewood / Re: Can someone tell me why The Tenmen is funny?
« on: February 23, 2007, 03:25:04 am »You're going to have to explain that it is a strip specifically created in overseas factories for the sole purpose of entertaining sick fucks and hot nerd-girls. Hopefully, this will trap the offending lady into saying something like: "But I'm a hot nerd-girl and I don't like it!"
And then you can stare at her for a second, causing her to realize that you are either pointing out that she is not hot or is not a nerd, whichever of those things would offend her most.
If she is hot but not a nerd, she will be offended that you are calling her less than hot. If she is a nerd, she will be offended that you are calling her not a nerd. If she is neither, she will think you're claiming she has a c*ck but... when she flashes you her pu$$y, it really won't be that awesome because she's clearly not a hot nerd-girl.
I wonder if this is also applicable to sick fucks.
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Achewood / Re: Can someone tell me why The Tenmen is funny?
« on: February 22, 2007, 05:51:36 am »Oh man, both insulting LFM's excellent answer and not even being able to spell Onstad's name correctly... They're just not making those TOUAMB n00bs like they used to.
Hey now. I resemble that remark.
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Wild Card / Re: LA knifing you in the back
« on: February 19, 2007, 06:48:52 pm »
Seriously guys. Screw LA.
I'm sorry to use harsh hardware.
I'm sorry to use harsh hardware.