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Once you been to a few weddings, you realize ainít nobody gives a damn if you readiní custom vows or the 1987 ďLetís Go!Ē guide to Bahrain. Just use that stuff about Do/Donít and Sickness or Health and you gonna get the job done.  -=RAY=-

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: Yesterday at 03:41:37 pm »
This morning the deer was in my front yard instead of the neighbor's, so possibly eating MY garden. So I am now vigorously anti-seeing-deer.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: June 18, 2018, 08:37:16 pm »
I saw a deer in the neighbor's backyard without even having to leave the house, much less sleep in a pickup in the woods. I like that better.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: June 11, 2018, 11:08:31 pm »
That's lovely. And reassuringly less murderous.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: June 11, 2018, 06:27:35 pm »
I wasn't aware that there was a secret hand signal that tells you that a couple in a photo is engaged.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: June 07, 2018, 04:45:27 pm »
Name it after me and then murder it?

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 29, 2018, 07:26:46 pm »
Here's a guy who used to do 140 goats at a time but now says like 20 is better. Come on, you're going to have 20 goats any day now, they might as well earn their keep.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/theyre-kind-of-mesmerizing-these-nine-goats-draw-spectators-while-devouring-an-overgrown-maryland-park/2018/05/24/ecc6e6cc-5f54-11e8-a4a4-c070ef53f315_story.html?utm_term=.57edd37bb62e

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Sports & Leisure / Re: What's for supper?
« on: May 29, 2018, 12:21:11 pm »
I bet those deli sandwiches seem less mediocre after a week of eating the same freaking thing every single day. Life is too short for lunch to be that sad!

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Sports & Leisure / Re: What's for supper?
« on: May 28, 2018, 08:12:39 pm »
I finally did the thing you're supposed to do (cooked a bunch of food on a sunday to eat for lunches all week)

Who made that stupid rule?

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 27, 2018, 01:12:51 am »
A goat named Linda.

nooo! that would be boring.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 26, 2018, 03:15:01 pm »
Hey, does California have those businesses where people rent out goats to come eat weeds and brush? That should be your retirement gig.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 25, 2018, 09:43:39 pm »
I think you should name a goat after me. And I want all the stories of reactions when you tell people you have a goat named Wombat.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 17, 2018, 08:28:43 pm »
Almost all cats are stupid and annoying (except Janka of Sainted Memory). That's why I wrote the article, because the best we can do is use our brains to make sure we don't make it worse.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Good (bad) book advice
« on: May 13, 2018, 04:41:31 pm »
I saw that you posted about it on Facebook. Such a good brother.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Good (bad) book advice
« on: May 10, 2018, 07:50:03 pm »
Didn't have to read it, the title was enough. Stop reading books you don't enjoy! Life is too short. I came to feel this particularly strongly after I started writing books myself. The writer starts with an empty page and they can put whatever words they want in whatever order. It's their responsibility to write words that make you want to keep reading. If they don't, fuck 'em, you don't owe them anything. Go read someone who did better.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: May 05, 2018, 10:48:58 pm »
It's too bad you didn't get an adult cat, it's much easier to find homes for kittens than adult cats so it's kind of a waste. But kittens grow up to be cats, so hang in there.

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