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« on: May 16, 2012, 06:22:26 pm »
For what it's worth (and since the Shelby thread died on the vine) I'm going to set this off into the wild and see what happens. No real reason for this other than it doesn't quite fit into "what are you listening to".
Everybody likes that joke about "new band name". Anyway, here are four band names from actual bands I heard play that might fit that bill.
Underwear(were?)wolves
Glamchowdah
Placentapede
Trojan Hearse
That's gotta be close to the ultimate in not selling out. It doesn't matter how good your band is, if you have one of those names they will never be successful.
(Also, when I was in elementary school I made my first "new band name" joke and a substitute teacher overheard it. I am not sure why the name appealed to me, but I suggested "Anal Sweat and Goat Vomit" as the ultimate metal band name. I felt very relieved that the sub laughed and did not immediately have me expelled.)