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@achewood Alright, America. I'm playing the underpants and pants game. If just for one more day.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Yesterday at 03:12:13 pm »
It's getting to be a buttfruit rainbow out there.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: Yesterday at 03:11:04 pm »
Happy Monday, would you like some frittata?

Wild Card / Re: Shit my ________ says
« on: Yesterday at 03:09:08 pm »
Sounds like there's two pieces to write, the original and the other one that puts that fuck on a rail.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: April 20, 2018, 07:18:38 pm »
Don't lie, what you wanted was a scolding.


Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 20, 2018, 03:54:34 pm »
Shep's stomach bloated last night so I got him rubbed out and put some oil and baking soda mix down him three different times, got his stomach to reduce by about half and put him in the pen to keep safe for the night. He swelled up again this morning and died before the vet opened.

Well shit.

We gave that little abandoned baby our best shot.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: April 20, 2018, 03:52:01 pm »

The best I got from her was a scolding.

(it was still hawt)

I've had Middle Cyclone in rotation lately, is good.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 19, 2018, 10:11:23 pm »
I like that place!


Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 19, 2018, 03:40:54 pm »
Here's my last picture of Neo, with his buddy (and the next fair show goat) Agent #2 next to him.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 19, 2018, 12:26:55 pm »
Turns out it horrified the guy. When we agreed on price and he came to pick up, Spouse asked what he wanted the goat for. They had a just weaned bottle baby goat who was alone and really noisy sad from being lonely, being out with the chickens wasnt enough.

So Neo hit the jackpot, he gets to be a friend, not food.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 18, 2018, 11:07:26 pm »
In text conversation with a possible buyer for Neo the goat I got to use a line I always wanted to. When the guy was dickering price I responded to his first offer with "for that price i'll eat him myself."

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 16, 2018, 08:28:13 pm »
Oh, and we picked up Agent Number 02, the new show goat for next fair. He is a meaty little bastard that should make weight and show really well.

Here he is in the pen with Dan and Neo:

Neo, the black faced Boer, is getting listed for private sale this week. Someone's gonna want him for fooding.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 16, 2018, 08:23:16 pm »
Poor Shep. I checked and he can be shown at the next fair as a market lamb, so we went about preparing him. Friday we disbudded him (google disbudding tool for a horror show), gave him his CD & T shot and put a band around his nuts.

Here's a shot of him after doctoring him up:

The spray is Aluma-seal, it keeps things clean while they heal.

The poor guy is showing his sheep like instincts, he comes out to eat and then, because he doesn't feel well, he curls up and hides. Hopefully he'll perk back up after a couple of more days on the mend. Oh yeah, we also took his bottle away and he is weaned onto all solid food.

The little guy's week has suuuuuucked.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: April 10, 2018, 05:46:20 pm »
TIG...share via Lileks the most Hunt's of all Hunt's Moves:

Arts & Entertainment / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: April 09, 2018, 07:16:55 pm »
Also, when did Hollywood start smelling like a ginourmous weed factory, I miss the old smell of Bum Piss?

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: April 09, 2018, 05:34:07 pm »
Getting Oakie cleaned up after the ride, Rocky came over and wanted to play. He gets a little bigger and I'll ride his ass around the yard, for sure.

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