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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Today at 04:17:41 pm »
Goaty McGoatface?
Curried McTastyface.

There's some excellent work there, gentlemen.

Did I mention that the pig's name is Nuggets? Or that the two ducks have been named Saltine and Quackers?

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Today at 12:13:37 am »
He really is a little sweetheart, you can tell the girl who had him put some time into making him people cool.

Also, he is the first goat we've had that bleats like a toddler screams in terror, so I really like that. Need to get it on video soon.

However, Dan the Goat is the only freeloader we're going to have. Goaty Goat-Goat and his partner in crime Agent 9 are getting sold and/or eated. I'm not operating a petting zoo here.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Yesterday at 08:59:26 pm »
Also, the breeder we used for the goat knew a family that has an FFA kid with a market Boer goat for show, but they're moving before Fair.

So we picked up Goaty Goat-Goat (preliminary name) and the boy will show two market goats at Fair and sell whichever one does better.



I'm really campaigning for us to eat the ugly no good one that doesn't finish well in show.

Motivation

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Yesterday at 08:42:44 pm »
This big old pile of dummy is working out excellently:



Now that the cone is off, he and the cattle dhog are starting to rampage together, which is nice.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: Yesterday at 08:40:58 pm »
Did you enlist the help of a farm hand?

Man, we shoved the poor doe in heat in the pen with him and let nature take its course.

Three times, just to make sure.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 03, 2018, 04:38:40 pm »
This is Jack Daniels.
He was totally DTF.



In other news, I spent Saturday morning getting a goat's rocks off.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: November 30, 2018, 09:59:49 pm »
Well, I'm pretty confident that if it doesn't already, you can push it across the goaline and get it there.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 29, 2018, 08:09:08 pm »
The cone totally fucks him up in hilarious ways. Last night he walked down the hall and into a corner and spent waaaaay too much time trying to figure out how to make a turn without the cone banging and catching on the molding.

Bonus, he like to go outside to piss. SUPER-RAD.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 29, 2018, 04:47:50 pm »
DUDE


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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: November 27, 2018, 05:08:51 am »
Well, happy stinking holidays. Dang, dude.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: What's for supper?
« on: November 26, 2018, 04:13:44 pm »
So I picked out one of the turkeys for Thanksgiving at the family's house and slaughtered him off the weekend before the holiday. The birds aren't quite done growing, but the largest male cleaned out at 16 pounds, so he made a nice sized bird for about 15 people.

On Thursday I got up at 5 AM and got everything going and had him all smoked up delicious by 11:30,



So I put him in a baking bag to keep some heat in and laid him in a large casserole dish and took him off to the relatives house. It worked out great, the bird was good and there was plenty.

Only one hitch, no leftovers made it home with us, they all got claimed by other people. It's hard to bitch when they tell you how good it was (and you have 12 more in the pen at home).

Still, I wound up getting out the last bag of thighs and legs from last years birds and baking those up and making some stuffing and gravy just so we could have turkey 'leftovers'.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 26, 2018, 04:01:32 pm »
Sooooo, we were waiting for the call to go get him Saturday and never heard anything so I went on down to the shelter and found out our expectations had been set a little off.

Dude is scheduled for neutering and then we'll get to pick him up, which is what we expected, however it'll probably be midweek. It's a little disappointing but probably not a big deal in the long run.

And yeah, I'm going to buy his affection and loyalty with treats, unabashedly.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 23, 2018, 11:20:00 pm »
I rode Geronimo all over the years and he is really trying to be such a good boy. Tomorrow the kid is going to ride Oakie Doke around the yard and I'm going to follow him on Geronimo. This will be training for going out on the trails.

Wish me luck, hosss AND kids on hosss is exciting fun fun.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 23, 2018, 04:02:15 pm »
Went down to the pound and visited with a big ass mastiff. Ehhh, not quite the personality we were looking for. Then we pulled out a blue Queensland Heeler and he was fuck*ng awesomesauce. Totally a cattle dhog rocking bro-bro guy. But then we figured that two pushy, bossy A-1 shit stirring cattle dhog's might be a little to much action and conflict.

So we pulled out Dude.

Big man will come home Saturday after they neuter his ass. Just the personality we were looking for. He's a big dummy monster who doesn't know much (yet) but he wants to be the people so working with him will be fun.

He also weighs 77 pounds when he should weigh in the 100's. The fuck that situation is going to remain. He's got a clean bill of health and all his vac's now so now we can have fun working him around into a good boy who can bring the BOMPF.

ALSO:


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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 20, 2018, 09:29:27 pm »
I'm taking off work early tomorrow and we're going to the county animal shelter to look at very good boys.

There's a St. Bernard and a couple of Queensland Heelers that I gonna go meet. We decided it's time to do something about our Bucky B. Dog shaped hole.

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