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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: Yesterday at 10:45:58 pm »
Spouse has gone on leave of absence from work, with an iffy chance of return.

Time to find out if this will be super neat-o awesome or lead to horrible ruin.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Fantasy Football 2017
« on: Yesterday at 10:28:34 pm »
I am totally OK with the Philly, but really, as in many years past, my only rooting interest in this thing is that someone hits Tom Brady so hard a bone shoots out of his neck and bounces multiple times across the turf.

I nominate Chris Long for this act of carnage.

Please

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The oldest kid brought it home from a work party and I was using it up because of exactly that problem.

I usually like a salsa verde but free is free, y'know.

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So I made another turkey/beefloaf. Here's the ingredient list, use this new knowledge for good, not evil.



Oh, and no pictures because it fell into my mouthhole and down to my tummy too quick, but last night was sirloin porkchops on rice smothered with mushroom soup and baked until everything was all crispy and gooey done. That was some seriously good Hammy.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Foods ASH makes from animals he raises and murders
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:16:31 pm »
I did up the first Hammy half-ham, 5.5 pounds worth, I slow smoked it for 5 hours. This is something I would do again, the slow heat and the moisture kept the ham nice and juicy.

Ham steaks, ham sandwiches, ham chunks for salads ahoy!


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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: January 10, 2018, 06:33:41 pm »
I chose quick and bought a ticket.
If you want to go for your birthday I will give it to you.


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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:58:08 pm »
I'm trying to talk myself into it but a trip into OC on a Tuesday is rough. I'll have to choose quick, they're only selling 500 tickets to the show.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: January 10, 2018, 04:59:03 pm »
It is silly, it is a silly thing to like The Cure.


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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: January 10, 2018, 04:29:51 am »
Double H Ranch.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: January 09, 2018, 10:17:48 pm »
For goats and sheep the USDA runs a flock/herd registration program to track scrapies.

So I just called the CA/NV USDA office in Sacramento and got them to send me the application so I can get a herd ID number and apply ear tags to the goats.

Part of the application is giving the farm/ranch name. So now I have our operation registered with the USDA under our informal-until-now ranch name.

IDK, I just found the name thing cool.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Foods ASH makes from animals he raises and murders
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:32:26 pm »
After butchering several birds, I've found that the legs and wings are problematic in harvesting the meat from them. The solution? Save them off whole and bake them in a normal old turkey way, then chunk them out for meals.

Today's lunch is a spring mix salad with olives, kidney beans, cashews, sharp cheddar and shredded turkey wing.


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Sports & Leisure / Re: Foods ASH makes from animals he raises and murders
« on: January 08, 2018, 06:31:39 pm »
Some of the turkey apple sausage hit the grill last night:



The natural casings really keep the moisture in, the innards were done and tasty, but moist. Lesson learned: prick the casings for the last 5 minutes or so of cook time so they can dry up a little bit.

(not pictured in this same meal, baby back ribs and country style ribs from Hammy. she continues to be delicious.)

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Some TV show I didn't just see.
« on: January 05, 2018, 03:54:25 pm »
(though maybe dark sappy bullshit?)

I definitely think the way Walt self justifies his horrific fuck*ng shit is based soundly on sappy bullshit.

I didn't like it as much as the first season.

Imagine that in Comic Book Guy wombat voice.

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Sports & Leisure / Re: Foods ASH makes from animals he raises and murders
« on: January 04, 2018, 07:39:51 pm »
Hammy sirloin chops last night:



That little asshole is delicious

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Some TV show I didn't just see.
« on: January 04, 2018, 07:36:42 pm »
Finished off the last episode of Stranger Things 2 last night.
That was satisfying.
I think the departure from the 'old' network primetime schedule format, allowing stories to be told in the space they need to be told is frigggggin' awesome. I mean, shorter and dense is always going to get my preference.

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