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Messages - Asherdan

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 13, 2017, 05:34:45 pm »
Here are some of their wings

I have a foot hanging from a string in the barn, drying out.
Does that count?

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: December 13, 2017, 01:27:05 am »
I wish his hoss had ate that wide hand on the reins no riding Alabama shit.

But for real, shitty rider rapey old white shit.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 12, 2017, 11:19:18 pm »
Whatever you say, Nice Pete.

It's kind of like
It's kind of like playin' a basketball game
I am there
and the other player is a turkey
and it's just the two of us
and I put the turkey's body in my oven
and I am the winner

Oh shit, that is gold.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 12, 2017, 06:00:41 pm »
Butchering a couple more turkeys today. There's a sound/feel to when you sit their throat that really bugs me. I owe it to them to do it right, a couple of minutes of Shakey fingers is the little price I pay.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 11, 2017, 03:07:32 pm »
It has begun:

I did up three of them last weekend. Ground one up, half sweet Italian and half breakfast sausage seasoning.

We'll grind up a couple more, save a couple whole and part out the rest. Filling up the freezer with these boids.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: December 06, 2017, 06:18:07 pm » glad my shit is not burning all the fuck up out here.

This weather year sucks dank balls, let me say.

Summer weather patterns ran into November, now in December we're finally getting the Santa Ana blow 'n' burn two months late. In the meantime, we haven't gotten enough rain to rinse a cricket.

Christ, at least, for the moment, I can schadenfreude by watching the Bel Aire rich shits burn up.

Except they have hosss and stuff and watching the animals brought into the county fair site shelters and needing to be vet doctored for burns breaks my nasty little coal of heart. This one hoss was burned across big swatches of his haunches and he just looked so miserable.

Wait, you know what? Fuck every single one of those people that didn't trailer their animals out first and then sweat possessions latrer.

Wild Card / Re: No video ads.
« on: December 04, 2017, 08:29:02 pm »
+1 friggin' awesome.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: December 01, 2017, 03:40:31 pm »
Sweet potato, rice, plantain and curried seafood things?

Count me in on that action.

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: December 01, 2017, 03:37:08 pm »
Friend at work: Hey, I have a turkey fryer, y'know, pot, liner, burner and all. Do you want it?

Holiday music to my ears.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: November 20, 2017, 11:22:29 pm »

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: November 20, 2017, 05:14:46 pm »
Damn, that's a good one right there.

Dan the Goat has a new friend named Neopolean. He's just weaned and has a rubber band around his nuts, so he's going to take a little work calming down. Now we have 88 days to get him up to 70 pounds for the county fair market show and auction.

Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: November 20, 2017, 05:08:26 pm »
This sounds like some version of the "When are you going to settle down with a Nice Girl and raise a family?"

I mean, a really cool version with fortune telling, but still...

Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: October 16, 2017, 04:13:35 pm »

Sports & Leisure / What's for supper?
« on: May 24, 2017, 06:20:00 pm »

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