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Wild Card / Re: Shit my ________ says
« on: Yesterday at 06:00:37 pm »
If you read the statement "Pi has died and gone to heaven. Today he gets steak night leftovers. I can hear him chomping out in the yard as I type this." accompanied by a photo and a video of Pi eating a steak bone would you mistakenly think that Pi had died? What if 10 minutes later you added "Disclaimer: Pi is not literally dead. Itís a figure of speech. It means he is ecstatic because heís eating STEAK." to the statement. Would you still mistakenly think that Pi had died? Because that's what's going on on my Facebook wall right now.

Maybe I need to amend the statement again. If I change it to "It's like Pi has died and gone to heaven..." do you think it will help?


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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: August 14, 2018, 10:25:28 am »
A wonderful acquisition.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: August 11, 2018, 12:10:52 pm »
Tasty!

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: August 05, 2018, 02:34:04 am »
I don't suppose you had the opportunity to vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: August 01, 2018, 02:59:08 am »
No, this is my own stupidity.

No it's not. Wages have been stagnant for 40 years, inflation has not. You are a white collar worker. A generation ago in the same job you would be in the middle class and could at the very least live on your own without roommates. Two generations ago you could be supporting a family and live in the suburbs.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: July 31, 2018, 06:33:03 am »
I'm at a net negative for the year!!!!

You millenials have it hard. The older generation doesn't really understand how bad it's gotten.


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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: July 26, 2018, 11:51:35 pm »
See you in November, my tasty little gooblers.



GOOBLE GOOBLE!

1,2 3 4, 5, 10, 15 little Indians. You must be planning one hell of a feast!!!

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: July 12, 2018, 11:00:50 pm »
No but I might create a video of me fooding him.

Fair enough.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: July 12, 2018, 10:19:56 pm »
Going to Miami tomorrow and I'm pretty frickin' excited.

This should be required viewing for anyone visiting Florida. And Miami visitors should also study this.

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: July 12, 2018, 10:10:11 pm »
P.S. he better learn quick. Two weekends until I food him.

I don't know, would you spare his life if he created a viral video with his "CRAP-yourshorts-toooooo" song?

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Science & Nature / Re: Aminals
« on: July 11, 2018, 05:23:36 am »
CON: I am not allowed to meat them

I hope she lets your meet them at least.

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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: July 11, 2018, 05:21:41 am »
Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?

No, I guess I got it right.


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Wild Card / Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« on: July 11, 2018, 05:17:19 am »
Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: July 04, 2018, 07:58:36 pm »
Also, when did Hollywood start smelling like a ginourmous weed factory, I miss the old smell of Bum Piss?

Kevin Smith is to blame

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