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People & Places / achewood in belgium(again)
« on: August 09, 2003, 07:29:29 am »
I'm not planning on being in Belgium in the foreseeable future.

~Paul

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Achewood / Variety Hour for Aug 7th
« on: August 08, 2003, 01:48:01 am »
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BLAH BLAH FREE BLAH BLAH BLAH NO RIGHT TO BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH FREE BLAH BLAH.



I believe I would pay to have the memory of that mess removed from my head.  Awful, simply awful, and the song was awful too.

~Paul

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Achewood / Onstad does not deserve this
« on: August 08, 2003, 01:25:43 am »
My primary motivation for buying a teeshirt was to support Onstad.  

~Paul

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Achewood / did it ever occur to you people
« on: August 08, 2003, 01:19:52 am »
If Onstads wife were vomiting blood I would forgive him for not posting a strip.

~Paul

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This is American Pie after all, I don't think it's really going to ruin it for anyone if they know beforehand what kind of pastry that dude sticks his junk in.


I just thought of a better way to say that.

This is American Pie after all, I don't think it's really going to ruin it for anyone if they know beforehand what kind of dish that dude spices up with his rad chiles.

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A peanut is the nutlike oily seed of the southern Brazilian plant (Arachis hypogaea) widely cultivated in tropical and warm temperate regions.


Ok, i'll refrain from the bad puns if you ease your finger off the smart aleck trigger.

~Paul

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Post subject: 'American Wedding' review (contains no spoilers or peanuts)


This is American Pie after all, I don't think it's really going to ruin it for anyone if they know beforehand what kind of pastry that dude sticks his junk in.

The American Pie series is this generations Porky's.  I liked Porky's better because they were allowed to show a lot more flesh back then.  As a fat 16 year old Tuba player, believe me, Porky's was an important part of my sex life.  I don't know where I might be now if Porky's had misled me into believing it's ok to hump a pie.

Oh yeah, spoilers I know, but what's a peanut?

~Paul

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Arts & Entertainment / News Flash: Lileks forum added
« on: August 06, 2003, 11:32:55 pm »
What do you anticipate this board actually costing you?  I say keep the ads at bay if you can.  I'm reaching for my credit card now, but I don't really want to line your pocket Jough.  What do you think an appropriate donation would be?

~Paul

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Achewood / Five Favorite Strips - The Results are IN!
« on: August 06, 2003, 11:27:09 pm »
May I encourage you all to post your five favorite Achewood strips here in this thread.  I am waiting for more input before I begin to compile.  because If I don't get more input it won't be worth the trouble.

It'll only take you a minute, you know what you like.

~Paul

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Achewood / Onstad does not deserve this
« on: August 06, 2003, 11:17:16 pm »
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I don't really understand the anger at the sudden decision to shut down the board. Who got hurt? I understand that people like their internet friends, but this board sprang up (thanks to the prompt efforts of the moderators) in about a day, and discussions seem to be flowing here rather nicely.


I think we were extremely fortunate that we had someone in our midst like Jough who had the resources and the time to set up this alternate board in such quick fashion.  If not for Jough we would be scattered to the four winds by now.  I guess we could have pleaded to rstevens to give us access to the member list and sent out a mass e-mail, but that's supposing rstevens would actually do it and even if he did, where would we be if we didn't have Jough with the tech skills to set up such a marvelous board.  MSN groups? Yahell?  And what if Jough was too busy to do it on such instant notice?  What if he'd waited until the weekend?  By then it would have been too late to get the word out.  Let's face it, we're very fortunate to have this board.

As for why we are angry, I guess for me, it taints the experience knowing that the guy who's work you admire so much is a fuckin' asshole.  He's kinda like John Lennon in that respect.  I love the music he made, but c'mon the guy was a turd.

~Paul

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Arts & Entertainment / A "favorites" question with more specifity
« on: August 05, 2003, 04:05:54 am »
Last 3 Years:
2003- Dixie Chicks Home
2002- Beck Sea Change
2001- Radiohead Live Recordings "I Might Be Wrong EP"

~Paul

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Arts & Entertainment / A "favorites" question with more specifity
« on: August 05, 2003, 04:02:37 am »
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Dang. '79 was a big year for rock albums. No question.


That would be my Senior Year.

~Paul

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Arts & Entertainment / A "favorites" question with more specifity
« on: August 05, 2003, 04:00:39 am »
I'm such an old man I was born in the era of singles.

~Paul

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History / Bad Puns
« on: August 05, 2003, 03:56:44 am »
How about Limericks?

My 85 year old Aunt told me a limerick last week that made me blush.

On the breast of a lady named Gail
Was tattood the price of her tail
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braile

What a marvelous ditty.

~Paul

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History / Bad Puns
« on: August 05, 2003, 03:54:28 am »
Of course this thread is now gonna suffer from the Hindenberg effect or something.  Because we are literally trying to get this thread locked it never will.  Maybe that's the Achewood effect.

~Paul

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Achewood / Five Favorite Strips - The Results are IN!
« on: August 05, 2003, 03:48:52 am »
It looks like Liquor Cabinet Taste Test is pulling into the lead followed closely by Antiques Road Show, English Speaking Pizza, Worst Poker Hand Ever and Onstad's Birthday.  I haven't done any tabulating, that's just a quick glance and it looks about right.  It's way too close to call yet.  We need more votes.

~Paul

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