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11416
Achewood / having a job and hating oneself
« on: August 27, 2003, 02:07:06 am »
Quote from: "jldunston"
I like my job, as jobs go, but I'm looking forward to being unemployed this time next year.


Oh my god, did JL just tell us that she's pregnant?

~Paul

11417
Achewood / 10 seasons of land a wooden nickel on his nose
« on: August 26, 2003, 01:13:36 am »
A spring loaded dog that can land a nickel on his nose is pretty cool, but not for 10 frickin' seasons.

~Paul

11418
Sports & Leisure / Achewood Spicy Ribs
« on: August 25, 2003, 03:26:58 am »
The verdict is in.  Life is awesome.  More to follow, but I don't know when exactly yet.

~Paul

11419
Achewood / Anyone favor a runoff?
« on: August 24, 2003, 06:41:49 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
So how about it, Paul?  Ready to moderate a list of "Top 5 Strips Featuring Philippe"?


Maybe a run off poll to determine the undisputed favorite strip...

~Paul

11420
Achewood / Individual results
« on: August 24, 2003, 08:53:18 am »
Sorry no links here, that was too much work.

PMCD9

1.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ads; Bourbon
2.   10/25/01 The Minature Golf Hole
3.   10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it
4.   11/07/01 Orange Creamsicle Alcohol Drink
5.   05/23/03 Cathy
6.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
7.   05/14/03 Hiram the Blacksmith

V-Adore

1.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
2.   04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
3.   05/16/02 Porno
4.   02/21/02 Neatest Person in Heaven
5.   12/07/01 Cutlery ads; Bourbon

Wombat

1.   05/23/02 Home for Scared People
2.   12/07/01 Cutlery ads; Bourbon
3.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
4.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
5.   06/14/02 Onstad’s Birthday

jough

1.   04/23/02 Kicking the Basketball
2.   10/26/01 AIDS
3.   10/30/01 Lie Bot’s New Shoes
4.   08/07/02 No one can escape AOL
5.   03/10/03 Java Be Dancin
6.   02/07/03 Six Kinds of Nasty
7.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
8.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
9.   01/28/02 Education
10.   10/19/01 How the Internet Works
11.   06/28/02 You. Are. Rad
12.   07/09/02 The Most Important Model Train:
13.   11/27/02 Stand on it Agnes
14.   02/14/03 Pat’s Message Board
15.   04/08/03 Murder, Explained
16.   04/16/03 Nerdy Bitches on Speed
17.   04/17/03 Prison is supposed to be really hard to get out of
18.   07/03/03 Free Earplugs
19.   06/30/03 Molly McSweeney’s
20.   04/24/03 Mantonio
21.   01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan
22.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
23.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ad’s Bourbon

slink

1.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show

Pink Stainless Tail

1.   11/09/01 English Speaking Pizza
2.   10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents
3.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
4.   01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan
5.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip

Carlosdelvaca

1.   06/02/03 The Saddest Thing Redux
2.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip
3.   04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head
4.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
5.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
6.   05/22/03 Laying into Garfield

Ash

1.   03/10/03 Java Be Dancin’
2.   10/29/01 Teodor is programming his own website
3.   09/23/02 Roast Beef’s Personals Ad
4.   08/16/02 Billy Idol the “CyberPunk’
5.   12/05/01 Isn’t UNIX made by fat people?

Hobbes

1.   01/21/03 How else can Jarod Die?
2.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
3.   06/03/02 The Mix Tape
4.   04/18/02 The Cutout
5.   03/29/02 It’s Been Awhile
6.   03/07/03 I’m So Sorry Doctor Kisses

CortJstr

1.   03/17/03 The Jade Ding Dong (Furious Ding Dong)
2.   04/15/02 The Party Day XXV: Todd is Faded (Squirrel Police)
3.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
4.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
5.   10/10/01 Bed Time

jldunston

1.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
2.   10/07/02 A Screaming Person
3.   05/16/02 Porno
4.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
5.   03/11/03 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly

JorgeFabregas

1.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever

Flenker

1.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
2.   12/07/01 Cutlery Ad’s Bourbon
3.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
4.   12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip
5.   12/18/01 a dangerously good haircut


Nabubrush (drinks a lot)

1.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
2.   11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever
3.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show
4.   12/20/01 Lyle’s Pensive Morning Moment
5.   06/04/02 Pat’s Hat

Knightbg

1.   05/16/02 Porno
2.   02/04/02 French Fry
3.   11/18/02 Ass in your #####
4.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
5.   11/09/01 Antiques Road Show

satchel

1.   10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents
2.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
3.   10/4/01 Who Ate my ‘shrooms?
4.   10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it
5.   06/05/02 Everybody Hat

Stoopid Hed

1.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
2.   04/09/03 Killin’ is Like Basketball…
3.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
4.   01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
5.   03/07/03 Just becase soda guns in heaven just seems so right

super collider

1.   02/13/02 Pork Chops

Limmo

1.   11/14/01 Todd the Squirrel
2.   02/01/02 Todd’s natural enemy
3.   11/18/02 Ass in your #####
4.   01/30/03 Turd Murder
5.   05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake

Noah

1.   05/07/02 Breakfast in Bed
2.   10/22/02 Impulsive Shirt Orderer
3.   06/04/02 Pat’s Hat
4.   04/09/03 Killing is Like Basketball
5.   05/22/03 Laying into Garfield

side_show

1.   11/05/01 The Saddest Thing
2.   06/28/02 You. Are. Rad.
3.   11/17/02 Jared is not tough
4.   03/06/02 A Fee!

Asherdan

1.   03/11/03 Will You Be My girlfriend Molly?
2.   04/11/02 Until you are SO nude
3.   11/26/02 Hello America
4.   11/17/02 Jared is not tough
5.   10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test
6.   04/22/03 Guest Strip Annonymous
7.   03/31/03 Guest Strip Drew Weing

AugustWest

1.   12/19/02 Paper Trail Jones
2.   10/04/01 ‘Shrooms
3.   04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame
4.   01/30/03 Turd Murder
5.   04/09/03 Murder is like Basketball
6.   05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake

11421
Achewood / The results are in
« on: August 24, 2003, 08:35:34 am »
Ok, the results are in and there isn't a clear winner.  We should probably have a run off, but i'm not sure there is that much interest in it.  If i'm wrong let me know and I will moderate it.

anyway.....

23 members voted

128 total votes cast

79 strips receiving votes

Most votes for one strip 8

Most points for one strip 20

and the winners are...

key [first place votes/total number of votes/total points]

I didn't check all of the links so I hope they are right.

based on total number of votes:
10/22/01 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test 2/8/17

based on total number of points:
11/08/01 Worst Poker Hand Ever 2/5/20

and so on...

12/07/01 Cutlery Ads; Bourbon 1/5/14.5

11/09/01 Antiques Road Show 1/5/14

11/05/01 The Saddest Thing 2/4/15

04/29/02 Todd’s License Plate Frame 0/4/10.5

05/16/02 Porno 1/3/11

01/27/03 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. 1/3/11

02/12/01 English Speaking Pizza 1/3/7.5

12/27/01 Belated Christmas Strip 0/3/7

04/09/03 Killin’ is Like Basketball… 0/3/7

10/02/01 Teodor’s birthday Presents 1/2/9

04/02/02 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head 0/2/7

10/4/01 Who Ate my ‘shrooms? 0/2/7

03/10/03 Java Be Dancin 1/2/6

11/18/02 Ass in your ##### 0/2/6

10/01/01 Phillipe is standing on it 0/2/5

11/17/02 Jared is not tough 0/2/5

01/21/03 How else can Jarod Die? 0/2/5

06/28/02 You. Are. Rad 0/2/4.5

06/04/02 Pat’s Hat 0/2/4

01/30/03 Turd Murder 0/2/4

01/04/02 The Hand-Held Fan 0/2/2.5

05/09/03 Chompin’ Mignon on Bellagio Lake 0/2/1.5

05/22/03 Laying into Garfield 0/2/1.5

05/23/02 Home for Scared People 1/1/5
04/23/02 Kicking the Basketball 1/1/5
06/02/03 The Saddest Thing Redux 1/1/5
03/17/03 The Jade Ding Dong (Furious Ding Dong) 1/1/5
02/13/02 Pork Chops 1/1/5
11/14/01 Todd the Squirrel 1/1/5
03/11/03 Will You Be My girlfriend Molly? 1/1/5
05/07/02 Breakfast in Bed 1/1/5
12/19/02 Paper Trail Jones 1/1/5

10/25/01 The Minature Golf Hole 0/1/4
10/26/01 AIDS 0/1/4
04/15/02 The Party Day XXV: Todd is Faded (Squirrel Police) 0/1/4
10/07/02 A Screaming Person 0/1/4
02/01/02 Todd’s natural enemy 0/1/4
02/04/02 French Fry 0/1/4
10/29/01 Teodor is programming his own website 0/1/4
10/22/02 Impulsive Shirt Orderer 0/1/4
04/11/02 Until you are SO nude 0/1/4

10/30/01 Lie Bot’s New Shoes 0/1/3
06/03/02 The Mix Tape 0/1/3
09/23/02 Roast Beef’s Personals Ad 0/1/3
11/26/02 Hello America 0/1/3

11/07/01 Orange Creamsicle Alcohol Drink 0/1/2
02/21/02 Neatest Person in Heaven 0/1/2
08/07/02 No one can escape AOL 0/1/2
04/18/02 The Cutout 0/1/2
12/20/01 Lyle’s Pensive Morning Moment 0/1/2
03/06/02 A Fee! 0/1/2
08/16/02 Billy Idol the “CyberPunk’ 0/1/2

05/23/03 Cathy 0/1/1
06/14/02 Onstad’s Birthday 0/1/1
12/05/01 Isn’t UNIX made by fat people? 0/1/1
03/29/02 It’s Been Awhile 0/1/1
10/10/01 Bed Time 0/1/1
03/11/03 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly 0/1/1
12/18/01 a dangerously good haircut 0/1/1
06/05/02 Everybody Hat 0/1/1
03/07/03 Just because soda guns in heaven just seems so right 0/1/1

04/22/03 Guest Strip Annonymous 0/1/.5
03/31/03 Guest Strip Drew Weing 0/1/.5
05/14/03 Hiram the Blacksmith 0/1/.5
02/07/03 Six Kinds of Nasty 0/1/.5
01/28/02 Education 0/1/.5
10/19/01 How the Internet Works 0/1/.5
07/09/02 The Most Important Model Train: 0/1/.5
11/27/02 Stand on it Agnes 0/1/.5
02/14/03 Pat’s Message Board 0/1/.5
04/08/03 Murder, Explained 0/1/.5
04/16/03 Nerdy Bitches on Speed 0/1/.5
04/17/03 Prison is supposed to be really hard to get out of 0/1/.5
07/03/03 Free Earplugs 0/1/.5
06/30/03 Molly McSweeney’s 0/1/.5
04/24/03 Mantonio 0/1/.5
03/07/03 I’m So Sorry Doctor Kisses 0/1/.5

~Paul

11422
I kicked in 33 percent

~Paul

11423
Arts & Entertainment / Lileks on National Radio via Hugh Hewitt
« on: August 23, 2003, 02:04:35 am »
I checked the listings to see if it was on in my area.  Not even close.  Arizona or Tennessee are the closest stations carrying it and they are both about 1000 miles away.  Not that I would listen to it anyway as I don't really listen to the radio and only own one that will only get the classic 80's (shudder) station to wake me up in the morning.

~Paul

11424
Achewood / Songfight - 28 Semi-Achewood-Related Songs
« on: August 22, 2003, 02:42:00 am »
I'm on stinkin' dial up so I can't really participate in anything that involves downloading or streaming mp3's.  Damn it why can't I get the DSL here.  Dammit.

~Paul

11425
People & Places / I like Ferocious J.
« on: August 22, 2003, 02:37:27 am »
J's ok.  He's got passion, that's cool.  He annoyed some people, but the only one who lost it was our fearless dictator.

~Paul

11426
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I'll be happy to kick in a contri if you let me know what you need. Give us some numbers, man!


I made a similar request which was ignored.

~Paul

11427
Arts & Entertainment / Best of favorite
« on: August 22, 2003, 02:25:44 am »
The question is what is your favorite part.  I think that The Art Frahm paintings are awesome and definintely the best thing on the site.  Lileks sarcastic commentary makes it even better, but even without it would be totally too much to take.  The Gobbler is a close second, but I voted for the Bleat.  It's my favorite because it's new everyday.  

And Jough, you don't like Lileks, we get it.  Can you let it go please.

~Paul

11428
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Anyway, this move means that I'll be able to keep the board up pretty much indefinitely, with little added expense.


Does that mean we'll be getting our money back?

I'm sorry, what I meant to say was thanks for all of your dedication.

~Paul

11429
Arts & Entertainment / Oh boy we started a computer thread
« on: August 19, 2003, 03:01:59 am »
Don't let him hear you say anything mac related is lame.  He waxes poetic about how great mac is which, having never used one I couldn't actually dispute, but sounds a bit over the top.  However, he rags on the PC something fierce and knowing a thing or two about that I have to say the man may be on to something.  PC's do suck, but are Mac's really that good?

~Paul

11430
Sports & Leisure / My evening with Chris Onstad
« on: August 18, 2003, 06:04:36 am »
If I had Chris Onstad as a guest in my house, the fare would be basic, because that's all I really know, but sometimes basic is best.  Rather than try to impress him with my extensive knowledge of cookery I would serve a simple meal which focuses on  freshness.

First I'd serve him a salad of romaine lettuce and homegrown beefsteak tomatos (if in season) and my special blue cheese dressing.  The main course would be thick cut charcoal grilled sirloin cooked medium rare and served with extra crispy homestyle (jacket on) french fries and grilled zuchini.  I'd ask my mother to bake some of her oh so tasty buscuits, and for the beverage I would serve iced tea.  For desert I would serve Houston's best carrot cake from Barnaby's and ice cold milk, followed by coffee.

After dinner Chris and I would retire to the listening room where we would sample some eclectic music while the widescreen showed some visually splendid movie on mute.  We may enhance the listening and relaxing experience with some fine herbal stimulant and whatever alcoholic beverage he's brought along.  We would discuss whatever was at hand as we are both talented conversationalist.  At some point, the new girlfriend I plan on having by then and Mrs. Onstad, who have been socializing in the kitchen, will rejoin us and perform a striptease together replete with playful touching of the breast and buttocks and culminating in a long slow kiss on the mouth.

The evening will draw to a close shortly thereafter with all parties feeling relaxed and satisfied.

20 years later we'll still be exchanging Christmas Cards.

~Paul

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