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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2004, 02:09:23 am »
But August, then how did you learn to be the superhero and babe-magnet you are today? Bozack needs to know.
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2004, 02:16:45 am »
Women -- other than the wonderful Mrs. West -- seemed to start showing an interest in me the day after I got married.
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« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2004, 01:45:36 pm »
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Women -- other than the wonderful Mrs. West -- seemed to start showing an interest in me the day after I got married.


God's honest truth. What the hell's that about, huh? Ladies, I'm all set. I don't need the attention now. And boys, it never would have happened anyway.

It's like this ring on my finger is the super-duper all-purpose pheromone generator.
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« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2004, 08:08:55 pm »
Yeah, the only time I ever get hit on is whilst engaged in a serious relationship. However, apparently this server at work feels comfortable enough with me to tickle me randomly, and I know she's a)currently single and b)cool with a 4 year age difference.
SO, INTERWEB LADIES, HOP ON THE MARK TRAIN, BEFORE IT LEAVES LOVE-CONNECTION STATION AND TAKES THE COMMITMENT LINE DOWN TO GETTINLAIDSVILLE!

I'd like to thank Mite for "gettinglaidsville"
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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2004, 09:27:40 pm »
Once upon a time - many, many moons ago, mind you - I dated my DM. How I ever turned out even partially normal, I'll never know.

And guys, it's simple: once you're in a relationship, you're chick tested, woman approved. You're safe for consumption. With single guys, who knows what you might find?
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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2004, 10:52:05 pm »
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Once upon a time - many, many moons ago, mind you - I dated my DM. How I ever turned out even partially normal, I'll never know.


DM?

Dungeon Master?
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« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2004, 11:56:42 pm »
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Once upon a time - many, many moons ago, mind you - I dated my DM. How I ever turned out even partially normal, I'll never know.

Oh, I can beat this (sadly enough): I once got a co-GM position because of a recommendation from my boyfriend, who was one of the entrenched GMs of the same game. Pseudo-nepotism of the dorkly kind ahoy!
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« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2004, 02:26:42 pm »
Screw all that, I'm taking this thread over. We're going to Cuba. Failing that, I want a gelatinous tesseract.
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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2004, 04:21:08 pm »
Gelatinous Tesseract: Four Dimensions of TERROR!

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