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@achewood Crime drama, 1980: Magnum PI. 2005: NUMB3RS. One based on smiling and helicopters, one on showcasing higher math. Explain discrepancy.

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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2004, 10:45:29 pm »
Goddamn, I guess this thread is just filled with human sadness.

It is to weep.

... Okay, I'm headed to the cemetery. Anyone else up for some skeleton bones and Bauhaus?
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2004, 01:02:45 am »
Okay, here's the plan.
You're all sitting around, drinking, and somebody knocks on the door. You open in, and this hot guy walks in carrying an old chair. He commences to take his shirt off and strip the paint from the old chair. He then thanks you and walks out.
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2004, 01:31:08 am »
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Okay, here's the plan.
You're all sitting around, drinking, and somebody knocks on the door. You open in, and this hot guy walks in carrying an old chair. He commences to take his shirt off and strip the paint from the old chair. He then thanks you and walks out.


You should direct Ray's next video, Bozack. Throw in a limo peeling out (lots of smoke) and you're done.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2004, 01:36:59 am »
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...or the little wagon the dogs chased in the Gravy Train commercial.

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I am not sure which is the saddest thing in this thread so far


I HAVE ANOTHER SADDEST THING

IT IS A DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL ORIENTED VIDEO GAME


My world is complete now that I have seen this.
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2004, 04:27:35 am »
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Okay, here's the plan.
You're all sitting around, drinking, and somebody knocks on the door. You open in, and this hot guy walks in carrying an old chair. He commences to take his shirt off and strip the paint from the old chair. He then thanks you and walks out.

Okay, Bozack wins at bachelorette-party suggestions.
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2004, 01:59:22 pm »
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Okay, here's the plan.
You're all sitting around, drinking, and somebody knocks on the door. You open in, and this hot guy walks in carrying an old chair. He commences to take his shirt off and strip the paint from the old chair. He then thanks you and walks out.

Okay, Bozack wins at bachelorette-party suggestions.



Agreed.  So rad.

Perhaps on the second day he could return to apply wood stain to the chair.
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2004, 05:54:49 pm »
Think about it: do you really want your "Stripper" to be a "Stainer" too?   :umno:
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2004, 05:59:37 pm »
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Think about it: do you really want your "Stripper" to be a "Stainer" too?   :umno:


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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2004, 08:09:18 pm »
I dunno, on one hand you have an unfortunate combination of connotations. On one hand, you have a nicely refinished antique chair, which is at bare minimum a pleasant thing and in extreme cases (if the chair is some beautiful hardwood that some idiot painted over) you've struck a blow for the angels.

(I am going to leave any unfortunate "blow"-related puns to Jough.)
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2004, 04:37:13 pm »
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Think about it: do you really want your "Stripper" to be a "Stainer" too?


Ouch, oh dear me... Where's the despair :)?
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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2004, 01:09:17 am »
I am assuming, then, that any and all "beautiful hardwood" puns are still open to everyone.

Not like you'd catch me doing anything like that. I am far too classy to do anything but perform this public service.
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2004, 03:00:24 pm »
Well, I'm off to fill myself with girly coolers!  The weather this weekend is supposed to be awesome!

One of the other bridesmaids ignored my bestfriend's request to not involve dirtiness and bough c*ck shaped straws, and a special c*ck cup for the bride.

I'll report in an oh-so-hungover state on Monday!

Hugs!
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« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2004, 01:55:04 pm »
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One of the other bridesmaids ignored my bestfriend's request to not involve dirtiness and bough c*ck shaped straws, and a special c*ck cup for the bride.


Oh, side_show. Every c*ck cup is special.
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2004, 01:46:12 pm »
Oooooohh.
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