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« Reply #45 on: October 03, 2004, 06:57:09 pm »
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Mostly I've been thinking about your boobs ever since you described them.


When did I do that?  Maybe you're thinking of someone else.
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« Reply #46 on: October 03, 2004, 07:15:52 pm »
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Mostly I've been thinking about your boobs ever since you described them.

When did I do that?  Maybe you're thinking of someone else.

I do love a challenge.
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« Reply #47 on: October 03, 2004, 07:26:35 pm »
Oh, come now, "truly impressive" could mean one thousand different things to one thousand different people.  I'd hardly call that a description.

And AlohaDawg, you must surely be personally acquainted with bosom of at least one pregnant lady.  Those aren't my breasts you're picturing, not really.
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« Reply #48 on: October 03, 2004, 09:16:47 pm »
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Oh, come now, "truly impressive" could mean one thousand different things to one thousand different people.  I'd hardly call that a description.


Truly impressive makes me think of a  ziggurat.
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« Reply #49 on: October 03, 2004, 10:01:57 pm »
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Oh, come now, "truly impressive" could mean one thousand different things to one thousand different people.  I'd hardly call that a description.


Truly impressive makes me think of a  ziggurat.


Which is stupid.

The Ancient Sumerians are all dead.

Thus proving ziggurats are hazardous to your health.
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« Reply #50 on: October 03, 2004, 10:17:49 pm »
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Oh, come now, "truly impressive" could mean one thousand different things to one thousand different people.  I'd hardly call that a description.

And AlohaDawg, you must surely be personally acquainted with bosom of at least one pregnant lady.  Those aren't my breasts you're picturing, not really.


Picturing one's reality really makes for a limp fantasy.
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« Reply #51 on: October 04, 2004, 12:34:35 am »
How do we always end up talking about the Ancient Sumerians when you're around, Bobby?
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« Reply #52 on: October 04, 2004, 01:02:53 am »
Now I've just a picture in my head of impressive ziggurat breasts. Boobs should not have steps, people!
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« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2004, 03:17:56 am »
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How do we always end up talking about the Ancient Sumerians when you're around, Bobby?


Because only the ancient Near East would have curses like this for business contracts:

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Before your very eyes  may dogs and swine drag the teats of your young women and the c*ckes of your young men to and fro in the squares of Assur; may the earth not receive your corpses but may your burial place be in the belly of a dog or pig.

-- Parpola, Simo and Watanabe, Kazuko. Neo-Assyrian Treaties and Loyalty Oaths. Helsinki University Press, State Archives of Assyria Vol. 2. 1998.



So many, in fact, that there's a grammatical structure for it.

By the way, just sayin' that that curse would be rad alt text for Achewood.
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« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2004, 06:51:31 am »
The Sumerians come up a lot at my house, but that's only because of my house rule that all phone messages must be scrit in cuneiform.
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