Achewood Town Newsletter for November 11, 2004 (unsubscribe at bottom)
Dear Friend of Achewood,
My, what a season it's been! Philippe did not get any votes, Ray
started a line of boutique beers, and Roast Beef would seem to be
playing the bachelor once again. There are few, if any, signs of Todd.
IN THIS EDITION
* Téodor's strange dream
* New products in the store!
* Vlad fails to spark friendship with mimeograph repairman
* A recipe.
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TÉODOR'S STRANGE DREAM
Early in the morning on Tuesday, November 9, Téodor dreamt that the
fellow who lived across the street, a relentlessly home-improving type
with an ever-bright outlook on life, had gone bonkers and torn up his
pristine yard with a spade. His lovely handmade wooden fence was
nowhere to be seen, and all of his trees leaned at 45-degree angles,
their roots snapped. Where the carpet-like green lawn once grew there
was now only moist brown dirt. Later in the dream Téodor ran across
the fellow, who explained that he'd been "rather depressed" lately and
had "just snapped."
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NEW PRODUCTS IN THE STORE!
Paste this link:
http://www.achewood.com/shop/Do your holiday shopping now! Last day to order custom apparel is Dec
1, last day to order all in-stock QuickShip clothing and accessories
is Dec 18 (pre-Dec 25th delivery guaranteed for US customers only,
non-US customers please allow at least two weeks for airmail
delivery).
* The LYLE shirt is finally here!
QuickShip Lyle Ts available after Thanksgiving! (black, premium unisex
T,
S-XL)
* SaniTaco! shirt available for a limited time
* Vols I-IV back in stock
We self-publish all titles once again. Books make a great gift,
particularly when personalized by the author.
COMING IN DECEMBER, FOR HOLIDAY GIFT-GIVING:
* New WHAT WE NEED MORE OF IS SCIENCE products!
High quality Refrigerator Magnet, Keychain
* Barware!
Achewood shot and pint glasses. What could be better? Well, besides
filling them up with your preferred elixir.
* Temporary Tattoos!
Rabbit Ambulance and Science designs can now grace your most precious
expanses of skin for a week or so.
* Lip Balm!
Featuring the Rabbit Ambulance design. It's the gift that says "I care
about your lips, and I know that you regularly read Achewood comic
strips."
Paste this link:
http://www.achewood.com/shop/-*-
VLAD FAILS TO SPARK FRIENDSHIP WITH MIMEOGRAPH REPAIRMAN Vlad's
mimeograph, which he frequently uses to reproduce his subscriber-only
political newsletter, recently went out of calibration and required
repair.
Vlad found himself trying to befriend the repairman, a no-nonsense
manly type, who was having none of it. After he left, Vlad felt
particularly ashamed at having suggested that they "have a beer
sometime."
"He is thinkink I am such queer-bait," Vlad thought to himself.
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A RECIPE.
by Ray Smuckles.
Hello! Do you not want to have a problem when guests come over? Then
do what I do, and always make this recipe.
INGREDIENTS
1 can of chili, con carne or sin el carne
1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese
2 tbsp Tabasco or other hot sauce (such Ray's Rad Chilies) Fritos, 2
bags Chopped green onion, for sprinkling
Heat the chili up in a pot, and when it's hot, stir in the Tabasco and
cheddar and mix until all the cheese is melted. Put this substance
into a bowl and sprinkle some extra grated cheese on top, then
sprinkle the green onions on. Serve the Fritos in a bowl next to this
substance. Invite your guests to eat the substance.
BONUS: If you have a little keep-warm pot that plugs into the wall,
that is a good thing in which to serve the substance.
--Ray.
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