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Bobby Isosceles

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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2005, 05:42:56 pm »
In my day we didn't have any of these new-fangled plastic technologies. We had to fumble around REAL butts for REAL pistachios and M&M's. Uphill. Both ways!
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2005, 06:02:05 pm »
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We had to fumble around REAL butts for REAL pistachios and M&M's.


Good LORD man, that was NOT chocolate!

M&M's DO NOT COME IN A "CORN" VERSION.
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Bobby Isosceles

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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2005, 06:07:06 pm »
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Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
We had to fumble around REAL butts for REAL pistachios and M&M's.


Good LORD man, that was NOT chocolate!

M&M's DO NOT COME IN A "CORN" VERSION.


They told me it was candy corn.
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2005, 09:57:59 pm »
I think Lyle should give Phililipe some chaps to wear around his walk around butt. Mr Bear will have a stroke.
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2005, 10:53:35 pm »
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Also, what happened to Pat?

Hmm, I'm not too concerned. The longer that particular story arc remains unresolved, the more bad stuff there is to happen to Pat.
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2005, 08:00:53 am »
why is it called Walk-Around butt? as if the thing you'd do once you had a large, naked butt would be walk around and show it off. Is that the message we should be sending our under-9-year-olds?
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2005, 01:39:54 pm »
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why is it called Walk-Around butt? as if the thing you'd do once you had a large, naked butt would be walk around and show it off. Is that the message we should be sending our under-9-year-olds?

To differentiate it from the poor-quality fake butts out there that fall off as soon as you take a step. The Walk Around Butt is designed to allow for the natural motions of the legs.
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2005, 02:26:09 pm »
I am not making this up. It is true, and it is frightening. Last night, in my dreams, I visited a store which displayed a number of prosthetic butts upon their walls. The butts were made of that petroleum by-product most often found in the manufacture of dildos, and were a sparkly, jiggly blue.
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3/24/05: Pistachios!
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2005, 05:22:42 pm »
They also sell the butts and dildos as a set.
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