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« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2005, 02:27:07 pm »
I just have four words for you:

Condom. On. A. Rope.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2005, 02:28:14 pm »
I love the delicious irony of Beef worrying about the woman with the port wine birthmark ending up with a boyfriend who is "fraught with his own issues."

Heh.
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« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2005, 02:28:42 pm »
I take it this is part of Ray's continued worry about STDs? Because I seem to recall him, uh, unable to start a family. Or is he just trying to be a gentleman about the jimmy hats?

(Alternately, he might have imported one of those ultra-deluxe brands from Andorra or wherever luxury condoms are made and wants to show them off.)
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« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2005, 09:36:06 pm »
Youall are really on a roll today.  Thank you for being yourselves.

Carry on.
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« Reply #79 on: April 14, 2005, 12:51:59 pm »
It never even occurred to me that Mr. Bear had been married, let alone more than once. Although we already knew that he had a thing for the "crazy bitches on speed"
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« Reply #80 on: April 14, 2005, 01:07:05 pm »
Just how old is Mr. Bear then?
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« Reply #81 on: April 14, 2005, 02:28:08 pm »
I am not usually keen on LN's slang, but I must admit that I'm rather fond of "franktuality".
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« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2005, 03:18:12 pm »
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
Just how old is Mr. Bear then?

Actually, I often pictured him to be much the same as the dad on Gilmore Girls.* So whatever his age is.

*Before Jough asks, the SO watches it, and for a year we only had 1 TV
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