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[editor]

And then the short yellow bus with the extra wide door came and took all of Carlos' classmates home, leaving him with a spelling bee trophy and a trashcan full of swollen pullups.

It took me a few seconds to realize that you were talking about Huggies.

I......am not smart.

No, you just don't have kids. Did you actually picture something else or where you just stymied by the pullup concept?

I pictured slow kids exercising.

[Bobby Isosceles]

And then the short yellow bus with the extra wide door came and took all of Carlos' classmates home, leaving him with a spelling bee trophy and a trashcan full of swollen pullups.

It took me a few seconds to realize that you were talking about Huggies.

I......am not smart.

No, you just don't have kids. Did you actually picture something else or where you just stymied by the pullup concept?

I pictured slow kids exercising.

Keep it G-Rated, folks.

[St_Zartan]

And then the short yellow bus with the extra wide door came and took all of Carlos' classmates home, leaving him with a spelling bee trophy and a trashcan full of swollen pullups.

It took me a few seconds to realize that you were talking about Huggies.

I......am not smart.

No, you just don't have kids. Did you actually picture something else or where you just stymied by the pullup concept?

I pictured slow kids exercising.

You know / remember (no idea if they're still around) those orange-flavored frozen treats called "Push-Ups"? I was trying to figure out how a "Pull-Up" would operate / what it would taste like etc for a fair bit before I figured out, oh, diapers.

They were pretty tasty and had a really pleasing texture. A trashcan's worth would make a more than adequate reward for winning a Spelling Bee.

[editor]

And then the short yellow bus with the extra wide door came and took all of Carlos' classmates home, leaving him with a spelling bee trophy and a trashcan full of swollen pullups.

It took me a few seconds to realize that you were talking about Huggies.

I......am not smart.

No, you just don't have kids. Did you actually picture something else or where you just stymied by the pullup concept?

I pictured slow kids exercising.

You know / remember (no idea if they're still around) those orange-flavored frozen treats called "Push-Ups"? I was trying to figure out how a "Pull-Up" would operate / what it would taste like etc for a fair bit before I figured out, oh, diapers.

They were pretty tasty and had a really pleasing texture. A trashcan's worth would make a more than adequate reward for winning a Spelling Bee.

Maybe you could hold the push-up upside down and pull the frozen treat up and out of the package to eat it.  That would be a "Pull-Up".  For the children in question it would be a fitting way to eat it.

If you beat a bunch of slow kids at a Spelling Bee, they'll give you your prize in a trash can.

[pmcd9]

And then the short yellow bus with the extra wide door came and took all of Carlos' classmates home, leaving him with a spelling bee trophy and a trashcan full of swollen pullups.

It took me a few seconds to realize that you were talking about Huggies.

I......am not smart.

No, you just don't have kids. Did you actually picture something else or where you just stymied by the pullup concept?

I pictured slow kids exercising.

You know / remember (no idea if they're still around) those orange-flavored frozen treats called "Push-Ups"? I was trying to figure out how a "Pull-Up" would operate / what it would taste like etc for a fair bit before I figured out, oh, diapers.

They were pretty tasty and had a really pleasing texture. A trashcan's worth would make a more than adequate reward for winning a Spelling Bee.

Maybe you could hold the push-up upside down and pull the frozen treat up and out of the package to eat it.  That would be a "Pull-Up".  For the children in question it would be a fitting way to eat it.

If you beat a bunch of slow kids at a Spelling Bee, they'll give you your prize in a trash can.

Editor is just lovin' the fact that his/her first thread is getting so much play.

~Paul

[editor]

Annnnd....scene.

[V-Adore]

Folks, as much as I love that we apparently became alt.religion.kibology there for a second, and as much as I love Push-Ups, I think it's time that this one end. Welcome again, editor. Carlos, my condolences on attending the stupidest class ever.