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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2005, 07:34:46 pm »
COCK. BALLS.
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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2005, 11:03:38 pm »
Double entendres have always been okay.  It's bad puns to which I object.
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2005, 12:09:15 am »
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Double entendres have always been okay.  It's bad puns to which I object.

It's a very fine line we must tread.

~Paul
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2005, 03:46:32 am »
i tried to come up with a sexual pun on "tread" but i failed.  i'm sorry.
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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2005, 04:02:05 am »
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i tried to come up with a sexual pun on "tread" but i failed.  i'm sorry.


You can never tire of making jokes involving rubbers to bridge the concept of sex and treads.
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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2005, 04:32:34 am »
OK, I have to ask.  Rubber -- bridge... was that intentional Bobby or am I adding my own jokes here?
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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2005, 06:54:56 am »
Rubber baby buggy bumpers?
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2005, 05:08:00 pm »
Would a pun about how T is already like a toilet because he let the Circus c*ck thing go down the tubes be pushing it?
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Circus c*ck has left the building - 29/07/05
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2005, 05:43:45 pm »
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Would a pun about how T is already like a toilet because he let the Circus c*ck thing go down the tubes be pushing it?


Yes, a pun like that would be unforgivable.  A double entendre, on the other hand, would be a masterful stroke.
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2005, 06:25:12 pm »
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Would a pun about how T is already like a toilet because he let the Circus c*ck thing go down the tubes be pushing it?


Yes, a pun like that would be unforgivable.  A double entendre, on the other hand, would be a masterful stroke.

You've been honing that joke all weekend.  Bravo.

~Paul
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2005, 06:04:29 am »
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Would a pun about how T is already like a toilet because he let the Circus c*ck thing go down the tubes be pushing it?


Yes, a pun like that would be unforgivable.  A double entendre, on the other hand, would be a masterful stroke.

You've been honing that joke all weekend.  Bravo.

~Paul


Indeed, Null. That was the cream of the crop.
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