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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2005, 07:23:49 pm »
Yeah. This would normally cue a long rant about Achewood "worldbuilding" (eeeurgh), but you know what? The concept of "hulls" is funny. Really funny. And, with luck, this will turn into a moderately funny strip series (unless Beef drives off and we see nothing more of him again). So let's go with it.

My call on the hull appearance is that it's probably a Red Meat homage, but it's also just a way of accentuating how bizarro the hull really looks (or possibly how bizarro humans in the Achewood universe look -- see the Johnny Cash strip). Works for me.

What the heck does Molly need in downtown San Francisco, anyway?
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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2005, 08:14:54 pm »
They must've stopped carrying "Knowing Smile" brand products in Achewood.

I like this strip, filling in holes in the Underground theory is interesting, if not basically unnecessary and impossible.  In any case, this explains all the weird-looking people driving around the SF area.
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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2005, 08:29:47 pm »
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(or possibly how bizarro humans in the Achewood universe look -- see the Johnny Cash strip


Robert Johnson was also drawn in this manner.
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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2005, 08:54:42 pm »
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(or possibly how bizarro humans in the Achewood universe look -- see the Johnny Cash strip

Robert Johnson was also drawn in this manner.

Not to mention Emeril, Alex Trebek, and (I believe) David Schwimmer (sp?).
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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2005, 09:01:11 pm »
Wow, this one was sucktastic!

WTF is up with the f*c*in* underground?  It is silly.  It is silly to try to make the alive stuffed animals and talking cats match up with "our" world.

Onstad, you silly bastard.  Why not go back to making with the funny or clever?
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Re: Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2005, 09:34:43 pm »
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This is an odd turn. Has the subject of hulls come up before?


First I've seen of 'em. What happens if Beef gets pulled over by a human cop?


Let's say some cops pull him over...he'd just make a break for it!  Ain't no human can catch a cat!

This post almost totally plagiarized.
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Don't You Lecture Me, Cracker! Aug 30th 2005
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2005, 10:43:20 pm »
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What the heck does Molly need in downtown San Francisco, anyway?


Judging by the condoms she used in heaven, the Castro may be the best place to find a dildo or vibrator for her.

Maybe she broke her dildo and needed a new one. Gnaw on that for a minute...
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