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Cartilage Head on the Metro
« on: February 14, 2006, 07:20:30 pm »
I'm on the Orange Line yesterday evening.  Crowded train.  I notice a very skinny Asian gentleman sitting a few seats away.  He has a long, thin face, and beady little eyes.  I don't think much of it.  But a few moments later I see him pushing in on his cheek with two fingers in a way that is odd and unnatural.  And it's all I can do not to burst out "HOLY SHIT IT'S CARTILAGE HEAD!  RIGHT HERE ON THE ORANGE LINE!"  I wanted to snap a picture on my camera-phone but I figured that would be rude.


Meta-note:  Should there be a thread for "Achewood references in my everyday life?"  I wanted to post something a few weeks ago about making a frittata and annoying my wife with webcominc references she doesn't understand, but it didn't seem to warrant opening a thread.
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2006, 07:34:55 pm »
You had a camera phone and didn't take a picture!  How could you do that to us?

Also, I would like to declare this Opening a Thread With A Post Asking If You Should Open A Thread Day.   It's a movement.
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 03:26:11 am »
Man, practically the whole POINT of a camera phone is to take discreet spy-pictures. You can just like pretend you are playing a game or wave it around like you are trying to get good reception and you are stupid enough to think you can get good reception on a subway or that waving it around would help.

That is pretty cool, anyway. What city's orange line was this, if I may ask?
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 01:59:23 pm »
Actually Verizon has the Metro system wired so this wouldn't look at all out of place. Except between Dupont Circle and Woodley Park where everybody know that reception drops out,
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2006, 02:21:12 pm »
And I was in the outdoor portion of the Orange Line when this went down, so I totally should have taken a picture.  Lame-ass me.

(This would be Washington DC's Metro.)
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2006, 02:57:59 pm »
Now you know what you have to do, Carlos. Ride the Orange Line at that same time every night until you find him again,
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Re: Cartilage Head on the Metro
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2006, 03:03:16 pm »
of COURSE C.H. is asian.  now it all makes so much sense!
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