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[V-Adore]

I would like to think that my board avatar doesn't represent my inner being, because if so I am officially strongly troubled. I mean, who knew my inner googly eye smoked a robber-baron cigar?

(Of course, I'm also trying to keep from concluding that the diaspora of my tiny cans of Dr. Pepper represents some flaw in my soul. Maybe this board does have some Mexican magical realism problems, or maybe I'm just hell of melancholic.)

[wombat]

My avatar does not at all represent my inner being, since Sloth is the sin that I am least good at.  I am working on it, but it doesn't come naturally.

Now I am wondering what my inner Googly Eye looks like.

[side_show]

I am most definitly not a scared looking business cat.

See, it's hard to say... when I see actual photos of myself, I'm usually astonished by how unattractive I look.  In my mind, I am more attractive then I am in photos.  But there is also the aspect of me that is like an intensly shy book-read shut in, and the crazy loud, theatre party person.  So, I suppose I would be an extremely attractive librarian exhibitionist.  And I don't know what that looks like.

[slink]

So, I suppose I would be an extremely attractive librarian exhibitionist.  And I don't know what that looks like.

I'm sure google would help you with that one...

[theinevitable]

yeah, um, my picture would kind of flash back and forth between being really handsome and ugly. that is all.

and either I'd be kind of a hobo, or I'd be fighting ladies off with a stick.

I'd either be playing a guitar skillfully, or holding a guitar and making ugly noises and the ladies were running away.

[slink]

The alternative is I'd look like a zombie in a suit. Oh, I've got photos of that too...
I have realised that for an orthodox wedding I may not have been the ideal choice of best man. I have really bad retinal intolerance, (possibly because of) my pupils always being uber dilated. This just means that like a cat, it's nigh impossible to avoid red eye in photos of me, regardless of which direction I'm looking. There's one shot of me where one eye is bright red, the other black as night, and again, I'm looking off in another direction entirely.
This might just mean I'm some sort of demon?

[PopeUrban]

I'd probably be having sex with a female I'm only friends with.  Atleast, at this point in time that's probably what it would look like.

[robot_god]

I'd look exactly the same, except for a longer goatee and I'd also be winning a game of Russian Roulette with a dog.  In the background of the photograph would be a cigar store indian and a synthesizer.

[side_show]

wait, are you playing roulette with the dog, or is the dog just there with you?  And are we talking canine, or a derogatory term for unattractive female?