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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2006, 07:43:58 am »

Also, there was a signature of Judy's that my brain phagocytized and I probably won't forget for awhile.  "A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous."  Hah hah, man. . . it sure is.

A can to the first person who can explain where it's from. Don't use Google, ya cheats.

Being a bit of a cooler-than-thou twat half of the time I do enjoy quoting Withnail & I, and whenever someone remarks upon the grey weather I just sing the opening of Quiche Lorraine. It's too good not to sing, you know?
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 03:43:11 pm »

Captain Beefheart.
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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2006, 05:19:31 pm »

"and as an afterthought, this must too be told,
some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold."

Neil Young (presumably referring to Politicians)

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Re: Favorite Quotes
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2006, 10:25:52 pm »

Great thread, it took me awhile to pull together some favorites. Some decidedly serious, some not.

If you aren't 5 minutes early, you're late. - Walt Harris

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted – Supposed Italian Proverb

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. - Balzac

Deep thinkers who look everywhere for the mysterious causes of poverty, ignorance, crime and war need look no further than their own mirrors. We are all born into this world poor and ignorant, and with thoroughly selgiraffe and barbaric impulses. Those of us who turn out any other way do so largely through the efforts of others, who civilized us before we got big enough to do too much damage to the world or ourselves. - Thomas Sowell

Some selected nuggets from Col. Jeff Cooper:

When two opposing sides of an argument are presented, one by an honest man and the other by a liar, the liar usually
wins, simply because he is not inhibited by the truth.

All this talk we hear about the need for self-esteem in our children seems beside the point. These badly behaved kids seem to have plenty of self-esteem, when what they need is self-control.

Did your grade school teacher ever point out to you that 50 percent of the people you encounter in any situation are below average?
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