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Author Topic: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!  (Read 10623 times)

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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2007, 11:57:13 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 21, 2007, 06:28:10 am
This just in: Bill O'Reilly wants to get Hell of Tazed.

This man is...
he is a big bully. this guy is a big ol' bully.

While I don't disagree, please elaborate.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2007, 02:22:58 pm »
he announced on his show that this guy was "the biggest wimp in america."
he also said that he has been tazed, and that it barely even hurts.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2007, 02:31:45 pm »
Well at least no one can accuse him of hyperbole.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2007, 04:04:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 21, 2007, 02:22:58 pm
he announced on his show that this guy was "the biggest wimp in america."
he also said that he has been tazed, and that it barely even hurts.

HA! HAHAHAHAA! What a fuck*ng tool. News Flash, douche: Tasering Hurts, it can immobilize people, and that's why law enforcement uses it. Wasn't this the same man who also said that "abortion is never necessary to save the mother's life"? That motherfucker should do such as basic fact checking before he opens his foul mouth. I'll have him tell my friends who went through police academy or state trooper training that they're "wimps" and that tasering "barely even hurts". They have to get tasered as part of their training (at least in Alaska they do, I don't know about the other states). Very few people can speak while being tasered, but one officer was able to shriek "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKGETITOFFMESTOPPP!". We had a photo of his face mid-taser at the hall. Good times.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2007, 09:39:34 pm »
There's a reason they're not called "nonlethal weapons" anymore, after all.
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Re: DON'T TASER ME, BRO!
« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2007, 10:53:44 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 21, 2007, 09:39:34 pm
There's a reason they're not called "nonlethal weapons" anymore, after all.
Speaking for precision in language - its probably "less-lethal-than-firearms weaponry".  Its nice for the police to have an option between harsh language and punching your ticket, but they shouldn't need to escalate past mob-and-cuff when they have the tactical advantage those campus cops did.  Although the douche was pretty sizeable.  Hopefully the media won't be onto the next shiny bauble by the time the investigation into the incident is published.
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