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Author Topic: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.  (Read 12792 times)

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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2008, 02:26:54 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on January 03, 2008, 07:20:01 pm
The best thing about Carrot Top is Mr. Show's parody of him: Blueberry Head.

Of course, his image is everywhere in Vegas due to his show at the Luxor. We took to just calling him Satan, because of the surgery.

I'd have tossed in a picture of the results of the HGH and steroids, but I'll leave that as a exercise for the viewer.

I don't want to show people those pics, but I saw them a while back and could easily find them again.  Just yuck.  He also seems to be somewhere on the awkward side of gender transitioning too, with the eye liner, the makeup and the ladyish hair and clothes.  Usually a slight hint of femminess is pretty hot to me, but no - not in this case.  Never.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2008, 03:02:31 am »
Eventually he and Axl Rose will be indistinguishable.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #62 on: January 04, 2008, 03:32:34 am »
Well I've heard all couples end up looking like each other if they're together long enough, so probably.  Yeah.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2008, 04:10:37 am »
Quote from: side_show on January 04, 2008, 03:32:34 am
Well I've heard all couples end up looking like each other if they're together long enough, so probably.  Yeah.

Zing! Oh man, that's worth a sixer.
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Re: Fuck you Onstad, I can out-bacon you anyday.
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2008, 05:18:35 pm »
What the fuck happened here?  Did my pun cause all of this trouble?
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