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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2010, 03:22:57 am »
Which brings us back to this whole inflatable roof thing being a dumb idea.
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2010, 04:05:36 am »
i think that if the vikes move, their fans will ban the nfl until they get their team back. especially if they move to l.a. as if they're going to be packers or lions fans, come on

plus, they know l.a. won't support a team, so they'll move right back. i'm drinking this great bottle called blanton's, ash, that might be the one you get if i'm wrong. smooth and peppery, just delish.
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2010, 04:48:38 am »
Quote from: Choop on December 15, 2010, 04:05:36 am
i'm drinking this great bottle called blanton's, ash, that might be the one you get if i'm wrong. smooth and peppery, just delish.

I can just about throw a rock out my office window and hit that bottle's birthplace.
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2010, 06:30:14 am »
if you can find a place that sells it, might be your only chance
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2010, 06:01:00 pm »
OK guys, green "military style" text on screen:
DECEMBER 2011: LARGE SNOW-FRONT SPOTTED MOVING TOWARDS MINNEAPOLIS AREA. THIS TIME, WE'RE READY.
they can't just send guys up there with snow-blowers, because any additional weight on the dome could bring it crashing down... so we're gonna need guys equipped with super-strong snowblowers, dangling from helicopters. we will not address the fact that the helicopters themselves will blow the snow all over the place. maybe some of them have special extra-huge hairdryers for melting the snow? lots of high-tech gadgets telling them about the stress on the roof, rate of snow removal, etc.

MICHAEL BAY IT UP.
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2010, 12:11:40 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 15, 2010, 06:01:00 pm
so we're gonna need guys equipped with super-strong snowblowers, dangling from helicopters.

Helicopters capable of controlled low altitude maneuvers in a blizzard. Also, I think a helicopter is a pretty good snow blower.
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Re: Video of event actually as spectacular as the Hollywood version would be
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2010, 12:48:57 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 16, 2010, 12:11:40 am
Helicopters capable of controlled low altitude maneuvers in a blizzard. Also, I think a helicopter is a pretty good snow blower.

Yeah just fly it upside down.
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