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Re: Student kills burglar with fuck*ng samurai sword
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 05:50:29 pm »

Look, if you outlaw samurai swords, only outlaws will be samurai. And then where will we be?

Stuck in a country full of ronin, that's where.
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Re: Student kills burglar with fuck*ng samurai sword
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 06:37:44 pm »

Whereas counterintuitively "combat ready" swords are completely blunt and couldn't cut butter. They hurt like shit when you hit yourself in the head with them, though.
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Re: Student kills burglar with fuck*ng samurai sword
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 08:08:35 pm »

Whereas counterintuitively "combat ready" swords are completely blunt and couldn't cut butter. They hurt like shit when you hit yourself in the head with them, though.

Doesn't "combat-ready" in this context just mean you can whack it against something without snapping the blade off the hilt? Although it would make sense that such a sword is expected by the manufacturer to be swung around by its end-users and therefore left as relatively nonlethal as possible.
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Re: Student kills burglar with fuck*ng samurai sword
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 08:10:45 pm »

Doesn't "combat-ready" in this context just mean you can whack it against something without snapping the blade off the hilt? Although it would make sense that such a sword is expected by the manufacturer to be swung around by its end-users and therefore left as relatively nonlethal as possible.

Yeah. The word "stage" is implied since they're intended for sword fights in plays.
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Re: Student kills burglar with fuck*ng samurai sword
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 08:44:12 pm »

I'm moderately surprised that we don't have a Iaido practitioner amongst us to set us all straight.  Any sufficiently large group of nerds usually has at least one.
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