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[jaydub]

This is probably really old by now, but its new to me:

Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room asking, "What happened?" Bruce replied, "Dunno, reckon she choked."