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Achewood as Mad Men
« on: June 06, 2013, 06:39:31 pm »
Over on a thread at MetaFilter, some commenters are casting the Achewood characters in the roles of Mad Men (or vice versa).

Pete = Pat
Roger = Ray
Bert Cooper = Cornelius Bear
Don = Roast Beef? (based on depression and suicidal things, otherwise nope)
Bob Benson = Philippe
Stan = Lyle

That leaves a whole bunch of arguing to do about who is who in which universe. Ready? GO!
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 06:56:50 pm »
I watched Mad Men once and thought it was pretty dumb so I really have nothing to offer in this thread other than to say that Achewood is better than Madmen. In a perfect world they would be casting Madmen characters in the roles of Achewood.
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 07:46:13 pm »
How about Achewood as Gilligan's Island:

Gilligan - Phillippe
Thurston Howell III - Ray
Professor - Mr. Bear
Skipper - Lyle
Mary Ann - Molly
Ginger - Tina
Mrs. Howell - Teador
Harold Hecuba - Beef
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 08:40:55 pm »
Or Achewood as Beverly Hillbillies

Jed - Ray
Granny - Lyle
Jethro - Teador
Ellie Mae - Phillippe
Mr. Howell - Cornelius
Mrs. Howell - Pat
Jane Hathaway - Molly
Dash Riprock - Nice Pete
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2013, 08:48:09 pm »
Quote from: Choop on June 06, 2013, 06:39:31 pm
Over on a thread at MetaFilter, some commenters are casting the Achewood characters in the roles of Mad Men (or vice versa).

Pete = Pat
Roger = Ray
Bert Cooper = Cornelius Bear
Don = Roast Beef? (based on depression and suicidal things, otherwise nope)
Bob Benson = Philippe
Stan = Lyle

That leaves a whole bunch of arguing to do about who is who in which universe. Ready? GO!

There is no Don in achewood. Roger is Ray. Coops is Conerlius. I'd have to think about the rest.
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2013, 03:27:07 am »
News Radio:

Jimmy James == Ray
Dave == Beef
Bill McNeill == Pat
Joe -- Lyle
Matthew -- Phillippe/Nice Pete
Lisa -- Cornelius
Beth -- Lil Nephew

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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2013, 07:26:24 am »
Archer:

Archer = Ray
Cyril = Roast Beef
Pam = Lyle
Mallory = Pat
Cheryl = Liebot
Ray Gillette = Teodor
Krieger = Vlad
Lana = Ultra Peanut?
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2013, 02:29:46 pm »
Beef -- Frodo
Ray -- Gandalf
Nice Pete -- Denethor
Cornelius -- Elrond
Pat -- Saruman
T-Adore -- Boromir
Lyle -- Gimli
Phillippe -- Merry/Pippin
Emeril -- Treebeard
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2013, 08:47:39 pm »
Community:

Jeff: Ray
Abed: Beef
Troy: Teodor
Britta: Tina
Annie: Molly
Shirley: Emeril
Pierce: Nightlife Mingus
Dean: Cartilage Head
Chang: Todd
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2013, 03:26:44 am »
Achewood as Achewood:

Ray: Ray
Roast Beef: Roast Beef
Pat: Pat
Téodor: Téodor
Philippe: Philippe
Cornelius: Cornelius
Lyle: Lyle
Todd: Todd
Nice Pete: Nice Pete


well, someone had to...  8)
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2013, 04:02:49 am »
I was trying to do it for the board but too many of us are Roast Beef.
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Re: Achewood as Mad Men
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2013, 05:45:27 pm »
Christina Hendricks' breasts = H. R. "Lucky" McGee
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