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Author Topic: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006  (Read 10762 times)

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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2013, 05:28:05 pm »
Onstad needs to get a cut of that action.
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2013, 05:33:38 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on March 18, 2013, 05:28:05 pm
Onstad needs to get a cut of that action.

Well, you know he could have put this product out himself back in 2006, but we all know how good he is at marketing.
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2013, 05:46:28 pm »
For the man who just can't get enough balls on his chin the old fashioned way.
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2013, 09:14:26 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on March 18, 2013, 05:46:28 pm
For the man who just can't get enough balls on his chin the old fashioned way.
You need to get Teodor to come up with some graphic design to go with that copy.
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2013, 10:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Doc on March 18, 2013, 04:36:02 pm
Phoneballs, bottle openers, card that reads 'fuck*ng Love You'.

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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2013, 08:12:00 pm »
The people who started this thread had no idea where it was going to lead. How I envy them.
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2016, 11:30:59 pm »
Did it take anyone else this long to realize that you can sing "I'm three-ballin" to the tune of Tom Petty's "Free Falling"? Because I only realized that this morning. And then spent the whole rest of the morning singing "'Cause I'm THREE… three BALLIN…"
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2016, 12:52:20 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on May 16, 2016, 11:30:59 pm
Did it take anyone else this long to realize that you can sing "I'm three-ballin" to the tune of Tom Petty's "Free Falling"? Because I only realized that this morning. And then spent the whole rest of the morning singing "'Cause I'm THREE… three BALLIN…"

...I'm gonna three-ball, out into nothin'...
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Re: ChatSacks - 13 January 2006
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2016, 02:41:01 pm »
I heard this joke as "free ballin" (to refer to no underwear) in 6th grade. I remember being offended because the older guys who made the joke then looked at me and agreed not to make jokes like that in front of "the kid."
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