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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2004, 11:53:30 pm »
What amazed me was that for a mere $268.00 at that site, you can get a plaque with some Bronzed fake dog poop on it.

Bronzed dog poop.

Truly this is an amazing country.
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2004, 04:34:39 am »
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I'd rent a bunch of houses on the beach all at once and fly 100 friends and family in for a huge weeklong party. I'd pay Hank Jr and Kid Rock to host the party and do a couple of short sets. 25 male and female models will be mingling with the crowd. A trapeze. Monkeys juggling chainsaws.

I'm so there.

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Snoop Dogg and a Girls Gone Wild crew. Hookers dressed as nuns.

I'll bring the wife! Totally there! Shores of Hawai(')i? SO FUCKIN THERE MAN
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2004, 05:47:20 am »
i've had so many scenarios in my mind play themselves out over the years, the only single linking factor between them was weeping.
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2004, 06:48:16 am »
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weeping


What? Because of a problem?

Man, lotto winnin's ain't no problem! How many times I gotta tell people this!
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2004, 03:21:39 pm »
1. Take entire family on a kickass vacation, pay off debts of all family and close friends, buy neat presents for whomever we want.
2. Buy a big 'ol plot of land out in boonies about 30-45 minutes from a pleasant metropolitan area.  Plot must have a potable water supply, a creek would be nice, some caves would be a plus.
3. Build a big 'ol geodesic dome house.  House will be off-grid.  Anyone else in family who cares to build a house on the homestead is welcome, as long as we can't see their house from ours.
4. Have babies 'till I can't anymore.
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2004, 05:50:33 pm »
My fantasies are considerably less Heinlein and more cheesesteak. I probably shouldn't fantasize when I'm hungry.
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2004, 06:38:40 pm »
I would probably continue living as I do now, yeah, except with more freedom to buy books and eat out. I don't really feel the need to have an extravagant lifestyle; living comfortably and knowing that one is free from any monetary want is really quite enough.

That said, I would buy enough pinball machines to own my own miniature arcade. Maybe also a foosball table if I go really crazy.
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2004, 06:47:51 pm »
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2. Buy a big 'ol plot of land out in boonies about 30-45 minutes from a pleasant metropolitan area.  Plot must have a potable water supply, a creek would be nice, some caves would be a plus.

2a. Watch as metro area rapidly expands and in 10 years "the boonies" are now home to countless yuppies and families of 6 kids under 9.
2b. Sell plot of land for several hundred thousand more than it was bought for.
2c. Move another 45 minutes away, repeat.
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2004, 06:58:46 pm »
I think I'd buy my depressed best friend a muscle car and take a cross-country trip with him.  Then I'd have wacky theme parties every Friday night.  And eat really strange meats.
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2004, 07:02:10 pm »
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I think I'd buy my depressed best friend a muscle car and take a cross-country trip with him.  Then I'd have wacky theme parties every Friday night.  And eat really strange meats.

Can't argue with that, yo.

Actually, I probably would help my folks out financially, if only so they'd be certain of being able to travel near-constantly once they retire. (I was sort of the reason their initial wanderlust stopped, so I should pay them back, really.)
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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2004, 07:14:43 pm »
For the party I mentioned earlier, Ted Nugent is in charge of the grill.

Also, I would endow a scholarship at my HS and build a house on the big Island, maybe around Volcano or down toward Punaluu.
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2004, 08:18:45 pm »
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I think I'd buy my depressed best friend a muscle car and take a cross-country trip with him.  Then I'd have wacky theme parties every Friday night.  And eat really strange meats.


That was a plan of mine before I even found Achewood. Perhaps why I feel such an affinity (or want to) with Ray. My affinity however always seems to fall to Beef.
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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2004, 09:44:20 pm »
Oh, I forgot: a beach house in Paia on Maui.  Just a little one.
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« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2004, 03:52:41 pm »
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2. Buy a big 'ol plot of land out in boonies about 30-45 minutes from a pleasant metropolitan area.  Plot must have a potable water supply, a creek would be nice, some caves would be a plus.

2a. Watch as metro area rapidly expands and in 10 years "the boonies" are now home to countless yuppies and families of 6 kids under 9.
2b. Sell plot of land for several hundred thousand more than it was bought for.
2c. Move another 45 minutes away, repeat.


Touché.

2d. Move to the moon.
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« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2004, 04:13:44 pm »
I think I would move. And instead of going to concerts, I would ask bands to play for me on a regular basis and invite friends to see them as well. A lot of bands I like would be willing to play for a reasonable stipend, I think. I don't have a lot of favorite sites; many I go to are paid for by giant corporate monoliths. This one, though, I'd subsidize. I would buy many of Chris' future paintings, if there be such items.
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