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« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2005, 07:03:27 pm »
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You're throwing down the gauntlet of cute baby pictures?  Bring it!


That ain't no real child.
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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2005, 02:54:05 am »
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You're throwing down the gauntlet of cute baby pictures?  Bring it!


That ain't no real child.


Gah!  That is possibly the cutest wee bairn I have ever seen. Damn. It makes me kinda sad that I can't have children due to my hell of bipolar disorder. However, it means that I won't have to deal with changing diapers, driving to piano and karate lessons, Prom, &c. I will just wait for my sisters to have chilluns, and then spoil the holy heck out of the resultant little nieces and nephews.

It will probably be like this:  

Of course Auntie Somebody nice will let you have ice cream for dinner, darlings! You can build a fort with the couch cushions, snowboard off the garage roof, and then we'll hit the toy stores!  Yeeeeeee!
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2005, 05:29:04 pm »
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karate lessons, Prom, &c.


So, I ended up with "Porn, &c." in my mind, and it reminded me of when my brother had to deal with his step-son surfing the internet all night . . . you know hilarity ensued.
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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2005, 06:29:16 pm »
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karate lessons, Prom, &c.


So, I ended up with "Porn, &c." in my mind, and it reminded me of when my brother had to deal with his step-son surfing the internet all night . . . you know hilarity ensued.


I read your comment and immediatly thought of the song "Jesus, Etc.," by Wilco, and tried to add the word "porn" to it.
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« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2005, 05:33:02 am »
Well, somebody ought to post actual pics.  

This is what I looked like about three days before I got knocked up.  It's easy to see what happened there, if I do say so myself.  

This is what I look like now.  Well, the part of me that people pay attention to, anyway.
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« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2005, 05:39:52 am »
Based on the before picture, it's not hard to understand why you got knocked up.

Also, awwwww.
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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2005, 05:45:22 am »
"awwwww" seconded.
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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2005, 06:28:43 am »
Yum.

Awww...
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« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2005, 06:34:20 am »
Hahah, the way I see it happening, you walked through that doorway, someone took a picture, and then you and your husband EXPLODED in a cartoon-like cloud of flying dust and limbs and then BAM! You were preggers!
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« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2005, 03:15:54 pm »
That's not too far from the truth, Bozack.  Not too far at all.  

Although the truth also involved Clomid and mountain biking.
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« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2005, 10:49:18 pm »
everytime i see this thread title, i get that Bill Cosby magic pen show's theme in my head.  picture pages? or something?
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« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2005, 11:18:20 pm »
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everytime i see this thread title, i get that Bill Cosby magic pen show's theme in my head.  picture pages? or something?


"It's time to watch Bill Cosby do a picture page with you!"

I lost a lot of weight between this photo and the time that the cartoonish banging with JL took place.  But don't worry, I've gained it all back now.
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« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2005, 11:45:20 pm »
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everytime i see this thread title, i get that Bill Cosby magic pen show's theme in my head.  picture pages? or something?

I had a subscription to that for a year and the official crayon holder that played the little song.
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« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2005, 02:50:19 am »
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I had a subscription to that for a year and the official crayon holder that played the little song.


That was a real thing? That people could actually have? God damn it!

Wait, did it just play a crappy little MIDI or whatever of the theme song, or did it actually go neet-nur-neep-nunk-nerp-nit-neh as you drew a line?
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2005, 03:40:28 am »
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I had a subscription to that for a year and the official crayon holder that played the little song.

That was a real thing? That people could actually have? God damn it!

Wait, did it just play a crappy little MIDI or whatever of the theme song, or did it actually go neet-nur-neep-nunk-nerp-nit-neh as you drew a line?

It was a large plastic crayon-holder that took batteriers. While pressure was applied to the crayon (ie while drawing) the song would play. If you stopped or didn't push hard enough the song would stop and start over next time.
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