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« on: January 14, 2005, 07:21:22 am »
way to go Téodor.  seriously!

P.S.  it is fun to write "05".
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2005, 08:23:03 am »
It's more fun if you pronounce it "ought five".
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2005, 09:01:37 pm »
Why a) would it be interesting to Korean dudes (cats?) that a cat would eat a live baby bird, and b) would it be disturbing to a cat that he ate a live baby bird? Ray is a cat. Cats do this.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2005, 01:31:12 am »
Ray's obvious skirting around the question of just what he ate is a big, giant winner. Hooray!

Also, Lyle's blog entry is golden. I'm almost sad that this will almost certainly be his last lucid entry possibly in forever, but the gonzo-porn turf war should be more than interesting enough to compensate.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2005, 05:40:55 am »
I love Lyle's entry, at the very end, starts to slip back into Old Lyle. By the next time we see him...
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 02:08:51 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2005, 06:22:49 am »
"I...I jumped up on the couch and I said the S word."

I wonder if Ray just fell abruptly to sleep or pulled a "i told u i wuz hardcore" and will need to see Dr. Andretti for the second time in a week to get his stomach pumped.
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 06:34:04 am »
If the Achewood store sold pineapples engraved with Ben Franklin's face, I would probably have to jump on the couch and say the S. word.  Teodore is brilliant.
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2005, 06:58:14 am »
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2005, 04:32:13 pm »
Damn Mr. Bear. I don't think I've ever seen him do anything like this.

For anybody out there, make sure to read Philippe before Mr. Bear today.
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2005, 05:48:19 pm »
I give thanks for living in a household that has never seen the need for an explicit 'clean up your own vomit' mandate.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2005, 07:38:02 pm »
Awww, god, life is full of hard knocks for Phillippe.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2005, 02:12:36 pm »
Show of hands: who looked up "poppycock"?
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