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Author Topic: I wouldn't let a damn MOLECULE of my dick touch you! (08-15-03)  (Read 7861 times)

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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2003, 04:58:08 am »
And oh yeah, I did not intentionally abuse the quote tags.  That post was really here, I swear.

The reply is almost correct.  Actually, I enjoy anal sex with bald women.
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2003, 02:50:26 am »
I confess. I edited Jough's post.  It got me banned for 24 hours, too.  

Somebody has "control issues."  

It's just as well, since I spent most of the night last night getting my slant on.  There would have been some interesting posts here today, I'm sure...as those who are on my AIM buddy list will attest.  (I vaguely remember IMing several people asking if they'd stolen my laundry.
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2003, 05:13:27 am »
Oh.  I see.  Do something totally nasty and make it look like I did it.  I get it.  FINE.

I think you got a spankin' coming, Missy!
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2003, 06:11:34 am »
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I confess. I edited Jough's post. It got me banned for 24 hours, too.


Is noone safe from the tyranny of this man?

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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2003, 06:35:40 am »
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Beef is so far out of his (dis)comfort zone that he's just totally lashing out.  Kills me how he goes right after Ray's appearance with the 'big gut' reference, and then moves right over to assailing Ray's sexuality.  Reminds me of this prior Beef wig-out, what with the point by point build to the payoff.


Was that "dont throw stuff at me" sign always there?
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2003, 09:08:28 am »
I wondered about that post.
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2003, 02:53:38 pm »
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I confess. I edited Jough's post.  It got me banned for 24 hours, too.

Dang, even the lead mod is now on Double Secret Probation. I fear for my non-probationary record.
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2003, 06:23:35 pm »
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I confess. I edited Jough's post. It got me banned for 24 hours, too.


Is noone safe from the tyranny of this man?


Only those who go out of their way to fuck with me, mistreat others on the board, or are generally dolts will feel my wrath.

But I think I've been way more lenient than Onstad thus far.

And I'm bored with closing threads, especially if people are still interested in posting to them.
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2003, 06:05:57 pm »
::glances upthread::

What jough is admitting is that he's basically a petty dictator with a set of serious personal-interaction issues.
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« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2003, 11:18:14 pm »
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I think you got a spankin' coming, Missy!


Ooooh, baby.  

Yes, well, I suppose I should try and keep my own temper in check -- use my powers for good, not for awesome evil.  But still.  

I, on the other hand, have not grown tired of locking threads.
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