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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« on: March 25, 2005, 01:17:53 pm »
Kings 4:22 appears to be flour,
Jeremiah 17:11 appears to be eggs...
i'll leave it for others to discover the ingredients for their fine scripture cake ;)
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2005, 01:42:14 pm »
I hope one of those passages is the "wives be subservient to your husbands" one that the priest has to deal with every 3 years and makes the whole congregation uncomfortable.

I'd look these up myself but the bible is filtered at work.
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Re: March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2005, 02:07:23 pm »
Quote from: "char *"
Kings 4:22 appears to be flour,
Jeremiah 17:11 appears to be eggs...
i'll leave it for others to discover the ingredients for their fine scripture cake ;)


Thanks for the pointer.

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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2005, 02:22:53 pm »
Chris Onstad has his finger on the pulse of ladies who have lots of animated gifs on their webpages.

http://www.annieshomepage.com/scripturecake.html
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2005, 02:36:22 pm »
Quote from: "Steve Hogan"
Chris Onstad has his finger on the pulse of ladies who have lots of animated gifs on their webpages.

http://www.annieshomepage.com/scripturecake.html


Quote from: "Annie"
This is a real cake.


In case you lose faith in the cake
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2005, 02:56:35 pm »
Dear Scripture Friday:  FUCK YOU.
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2005, 04:06:07 pm »
GROAN.  I just had to listen to a ROCK FOR LIFE pro-jesus pro-baby speech in, uhm, Speech Class.  [Apparently PROACTIVE birth control is chemically induced expultion of the fetus?  And I thought I just had half the required ingredients in my sinful little ovaries.]  I can't take that AND scripture cake.

FUCK this FRIDAY.  



But I do love that Ray gets a "Catholic Recipes" cookbook but is unsure which practice his mother ascribes to.  Then again, there might be seven bibles...

Thanks!
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2005, 04:14:06 pm »
We can all agree it's better than a Nice Pete Bible Fanfic Cake.
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2005, 04:48:25 pm »
His expression in panel 7 is just wonderful!
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2005, 05:21:37 pm »
Oh man, sending someone a cookbook like that and then expecting them to actually make something from it to bring to Easter dinner is just LOW.

Shame on you, Mrs. Smuckles.
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2005, 09:52:22 pm »
Quote from: "some train wreck of a christian cake lady"
I thank the Lord for graphics artists without them these pages would not be the
same.




i want to go to her house and take her computer away.
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2005, 10:15:51 pm »
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i want to go to her house and take her computer away.


Enjoy a wreath of dirt pixels.
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March 25: cross-reference her beliefs with a bake sale
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2005, 06:15:27 pm »
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the mad ramblings of a probably delightful old lady who doesnt really know what she is saying anymore


well, now, isnt she a gem. Too bad no one ever told her that animated gifs were the tool of satan, and clipart is the eighth deadly sin. Poor old lady is heading straight for the fiery lake, nothing we can do about it.
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