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V-Adore

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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2003, 04:40:37 am »
The phrase "[Onstad's] rectal cherry in Hell" is singlehandedly funnier than this week's entire V-Hour. Quite possibly this week and last's combined.
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2003, 05:36:48 am »
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The phrase "[Onstad's] rectal cherry in Hell" is singlehandedly funnier than this week's entire V-Hour. Quite possibly this week and last's combined.


Dude, that's funnier than the entire collected V-hours thus far, plus those for the foreseeable future.  Also, funnier than Tony Clifton.
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2003, 04:25:00 pm »
And to think, we never would have gotten to experience the beauty and wonder that is "rectal cherry" were it not for a certain . . . Variety Hour.
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2003, 08:47:08 pm »
You're all assuming that Onstad still has his rectal cherry.  I've heard stories about his boy-meets-boy orgies at Stanford.

I'm just saying, it may not have been something that he could offer Satan (which all fans of pro hockey know is pronounced "Sha tan").
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2003, 10:23:29 pm »
Now THAT is a (money) shot across the bow (so to speak)...

If there is lurking going on, the lurker may jump out of the figurative message board closet he is hiding in to bear down and defend the honor of his rectal cherry.

Could be very, very good indeed.
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2003, 11:15:14 pm »
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Now THAT is a (money) shot across the bow (so to speak)...

If there is lurking going on, the lurker may jump out of the figurative message board closet he is hiding in to bear down and defend the honor of his rectal cherry.

Could be very, very good indeed.


So all we have to do is sit around yelling, 'Onstad's a fag' repeatedly and he'll appear as if by magic, and we'll get the old Dumbrella board days back!?
*shudders*
Just when I thought I'd left behind a chunk of my life!

Anyway, I'm off to cook something good, without any ingredients (damn lack of car atm!)
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2003, 04:21:56 am »
Man! If you can cook something good with no ingredients, you have to post it in the TASTES forum.

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So all we have to do is sit around yelling, 'Onstad's a fag' repeatedly and he'll appear as if by magic, and we'll get the old Dumbrella board days back!?
*shudders*
Just when I thought I'd left behind a chunk of my life!


No one wants those days to return. May any lurkers stay in their respective closets, clenched and mercifully quiet. And if they come out, may I suggest burying your face in a pillow if you think you might make noise? I don't care if you DO STUFF, just don't be real obvious.


Thanks.
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2003, 04:43:30 am »
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Man! If you can cook something good with no ingredients, you have to post it in the TASTES forum.

Just when I thought I'd left behind a chunk of my life!
No one wants those days to return.


Well. Ingredients I was lacking in the end were just everything i wanted - bread (I was going to do my new and improved Bruschetta recipe - see Tastes) and potatoes, and well, vegetables in general!

And yea, you saw me shudder man! I do really like this forum over the old one. I mean, notice how much more often I actually bother to post!
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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2003, 02:14:48 am »
What the hell is wrong with you all? That Rainier beer strip is pure comedic gold! It's money in the bank!
I imagine that beer singing as I drift off to sleep, and it just serves to remind me that all's right in the world.
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2003, 04:10:12 am »
I'm very much reminded of the whole Bloody Mary/Candyman thing. Maybe if I stand in front of my mirror and yell "ONSTAD IS A FAG  ACHEWOOD SUZ TEH C0Q" three times in a row, he'll appear and claw my throat out! ... or just give me a disappointed look, whichever.
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2003, 04:23:14 pm »
No, that's silly.
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2003, 04:42:51 pm »
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I'm very much reminded of the whole Bloody Mary/Candyman thing. Maybe if I stand in front of my mirror and yell "ONSTAD IS A FAG  ACHEWOOD SUZ TEH C0Q" three times in a row, he'll appear and claw my throat out! ... or just give me a disappointed look, whichever.


Maybe he'll pull an Adult Swim and put out a t-shirt that says "cus achewood is teh suck"
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