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Author Topic: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares  (Read 5943 times)

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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2006, 05:52:17 pm »
Quote from: Roger on January 17, 2006, 05:31:26 pm
I stand by my opinion that Todd's a new squirrel, thanks to Gavin's leeches. You people have no faith in humanity? I mean, squirrel-ty?

Also, now that we all know Ray's middle name, what's Todd's?

Wait, you saying there's something wrong with propositions ladies for snortin' 8-balls and buttsex?

Fuck!  I knew I was doing something wrong!*


*Or with the wrong Ladies I guess.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2006, 05:57:26 pm »
There must be a rip in the time space continuum. I'm nice to the n00b and Wombat and Paul are hitting him with a bag of oranges.

What the HELL people?!
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2006, 06:08:36 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on January 17, 2006, 05:57:26 pm
There must be a rip in the time space continuum. I'm nice to the n00b and Wombat and Paul are hitting him with a bag of oranges.

What the HELL people?!

Your avatar offends me.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2006, 06:40:56 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on January 17, 2006, 05:57:26 pm
There must be a rip in the time space continuum. I'm nice to the n00b and Wombat and Paul are hitting him with a bag of oranges.

What the HELL people?!

Hey, we've got standards.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2006, 07:11:01 pm »
Stop kiddin' yourselves people today's strip is not funny! I respect that you are being optimistic about the fact that you might have been amused...but you weren't. How many times we going to see Ray's lower lip sort of detach from his face in a way that suggests he is disturbed? If I was a Computer Man I would make an animated .gif of Ray's lower lip just going up and down, side to side, what have you. It would represent all of the Achewood strips that are self-consciously Achewood-y.

Also, AlohaDawg, it occurred to me that you being nice to a "newb" is sort of like how Shaq and Kobe finally had a hug together. 

I am sorry in advance if my attempts at image-posting creates havoc. The Biz has flow but he does not have computer skillz.

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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2006, 07:13:21 pm »
ON SOVIET TOUAMB, BOBBY ISOSCELES GETS OFFENDED BY YOUR AVATAR

My thought re: Todd inviting Ray's mom is that Todd wants to embarrass Ray, as payback for all the times Ray has been less than generous to the little asshole (and all his mentions in Ray's Place). Todd, as an adult squirrel capable of yelling "BALLS!" louder than anyone ever has, deserves respect, and if the only way he can get them is via sitcom-level Hijinks, well, Todd never had much pride.

(I'd rather read a storyline about Ray attempting the Gallon of Milk challenge, though. Vomit jokes = hilarity!)

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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2006, 07:16:53 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 07:13:21 pm
My thought re: Todd inviting Ray's mom is that Todd wants to embarrass Ray, as payback for all the times Ray has been less than generous to the little asshole (and all his mentions in Ray's Place).

Or Ray's mom just has that effect on people.  You just can't say no.  She may have bullied her way into an invitation.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2006, 08:12:25 pm »
Oh, no, clearly Todd does not believe that the ChatSack is crude. Cause, y'know, it's Todd. So it's perfectly okay to invite Mrs. Smuckles to see the ChatSack factory. Perhaps he has also planned to ask her to model for the female version.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2006, 08:24:55 pm »
Quote from: Biz Markizzle on January 17, 2006, 07:11:01 pm

I am sorry in advance if my attempts at image-posting creates havoc. The Biz has flow but he does not have computer skillz.


A little immodium will take care of that for you.

Also, I was thinking it would go like "On CCCP OUTBMA, Bobby's Avatar is offended by YOU!"
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2006, 09:07:16 pm »
Hey, let's not forget Bizarro-World.

Off Beezarro World, real Bizzaro Bobby am loved by me!
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2006, 10:25:08 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 17, 2006, 10:33:10 am
Dammit... neuro signed up and posted?  That means I have to unblock him from the room now.  :P

Yeah, now if Testin would post, we'd have total board/IRC unity.

Also, am I the only one noticing a divide between the folks who do show up on the IRC channel and those who don't? 

TOUAMB is about inclusion, not exclusion, people.

And of course, education.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2006, 10:55:24 pm »
More 1920s college dares:

1. Drink 'shine known to cause blindness while pole-sitting.
2. Bitch-slap Al Capone.
3. Taunt Hoovervillians.
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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2006, 11:17:15 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 17, 2006, 10:25:08 pm
Yeah, now if Testin would post, we'd have total board/IRC unity.

Also, am I the only one noticing a divide between the folks who do show up on the IRC channel and those who don't? 

TOUAMB is about inclusion, not exclusion, people.

And of course, education.


I think the divide is mostly imaginary.  Though I'm sure the inside jokes will get more muddled.


Man.. remember testin jough?  Testin was great.*


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Re: Jan 17, 2006 - Mouth Full of Peppers and the Old Book of 1920s College Dares
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2006, 03:30:36 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 07:13:21 pm
ON SOVIET TOUAMB, BOBBY ISOSCELES GETS OFFENDED BY YOUR AVATAR

Oh my god.  Thank you V.  Yakov Smirnoff .
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