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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2006, 02:34:00 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on January 18, 2006, 02:50:25 am
Speaking of Free pu$$y, did I ever tell y'all about pu$$yid?

Was this one of those benefit concerts in the 80's?
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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2006, 02:34:44 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 18, 2006, 04:43:45 am
Hey, when life gives you pu$$ys...

Then that is life's way of telling you that YOU ARE AWESOME
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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2006, 05:21:20 pm »
Unless it's an outbreak of unwanted or unsightly pu$$ys all over your body in which case you need the topical pu$$y-suppressant, new extra-strength pu$$yid.


Do not apply pu$$yid between the Navel and the Knees. pu$$yid is not for use by transgendered people. Do not use pu$$yid during your menstrual cycle. pu$$yid is not legal in New Hampshire or Vermont. pu$$yid should not be applied to any naturally occurring pu$$y. Keep Children, pets, old people and the criminally mischeiveous away from pu$$yid.
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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2006, 05:32:32 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on January 18, 2006, 05:21:20 pm
Unless it's an outbreak of unwanted or unsightly pu$$ys all over your body in which case you need the topical pu$$y-suppressant, new extra-strength pu$$yid.

Didn't that happen in some Cronenberg movie?
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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2006, 05:34:05 pm »
Quote from: Roger on January 18, 2006, 05:32:32 pm
Didn't that happen in some Cronenberg movie?

I don't know about that, but there was that Francesca Fiore/Bruno Puntz-Jones movie...
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Re: the squid and the whale
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2006, 05:37:50 pm »
Is that the one where the general falls in love with Bruno Puntz-Jones and they have an affair?
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