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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #120 on: January 17, 2006, 06:57:51 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on January 17, 2006, 05:20:36 pm
One of my friend's roomates, well...they make pot cookies, right? He ate a pot cookie, and got high. He was hungry. So he ate seven more pot cookies.

He threw up into a trash can and fell asleep for 48 hours. His vomit burned through the bin-liner.

See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #121 on: January 17, 2006, 07:03:54 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 06:57:51 pm
See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!

Maybe it's evidence of how drugs have harmed my brain, but when I read the story, I first thought, "man, I have to get me some pot cookies!"
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #122 on: January 17, 2006, 07:14:37 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 06:57:51 pm
See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!

My proposed anti-drug campaign is simply to show Keith Richards and David Crosby standing together.  "Heroin.  Cocaine.  Any questions?"
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2006, 01:58:05 am »
I can be terribly sarcastic, but that was written in complete sincerity.

~Paul
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #124 on: January 18, 2006, 02:33:28 pm »
awww.  I thought so. You're sweet.  A tiny can for you! - No, I'm indeed a very happy camper these days, but thanks for being kind.
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #125 on: January 18, 2006, 05:15:55 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on January 17, 2006, 07:14:37 pm
My proposed anti-drug campaign is simply to show Keith Richards and David Crosby standing together.  "Heroin.  Cocaine.  Any questions?"

OMG.  You would show that to children?
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #126 on: January 18, 2006, 05:22:55 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 18, 2006, 05:15:55 pm
OMG.  You would show that to children?

It's like the old Grimm fairy tales. Education through abject terror.
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Re: Dying a Hash related death...
« Reply #127 on: February 25, 2006, 01:43:51 am »
David Crosby: Somewhere between Santa Claus and a lovable troll.
Keith Richards: The f'in Bogeyman.
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