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[AlohaDawg]

All I can say in terms of the Snoo-Snoo then is, what are you all waiting for?

[V-Adore]

The stuff in the reserves is strategic makeup and bikinis for the post-apocalyptic future -- you know, so the bikinis are all metallic and spiked and stuff. Too dangerous for everyday use, these bikinis must be deployed only after the Amazon Apocalypse or other sexy emergencies!

(I think I'm gonna stop now. This is getting perilously close to being terrible Mad Max fanfiction, and I've been working so hard just to get beyond Thunderdome.)

[theinevitable]

damn, Hobot.
I always though it was more like "hobo-bot", not "whorebot".

I am shocked at you.

Also: the correct response was to get someone to post as "Mr Hobot". Or even, just make a post like this:

Hello, gentlemen. This is Hobot's husband, Mr Hobot. Please stop asking her to post pictures of herself, even naked ones. Only I get to look at her secret junk. Thanks. -- Mr Hobot

So you see guys, I am married. Please listen to him, he has anger management problems and schizophrenia. He once beat a man to death because he tried to buy me a cup of coffee

anyway...