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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2006, 11:21:03 pm »

Why does this even need to be asked?  If I am offered an Audi, I will gladly take said Audi.  And it will be the happiest day of my life.

Come on, people.  This is not hard.

Well, actually I would take the wienermobile.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2006, 03:42:21 am »

Dictionary.com word of the day, Friday June 16: salad days

The Bugatti looks so beautiful, after googling for 3 minutes that is my final answer.
I feel like the obvious connotations of each choice make the exam quite elegant.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2006, 04:22:32 am »

Wow, what a strange coincidence that dictionary.com would use that phrase two days after Onstad used it in a comic.

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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2006, 04:43:36 am »

As the test is "virtually impossible to cheat", it presumably takes the test-taker's awareness of the obvious symbolism of its answers into account. Therefore these answers will as well. It should be underlined that in psychological tests there are no right or wrong answers, only normal and crazy answers.

I guess it's like the MMPI test then. Supposedly this personality test has questions that even insane people answer the sane way. Thus anybody who picks the crazy answer is actively and consciously trying to appear insane (possibly for legal reasons).

I would pick the Wienermobile. Because it's the fuck*ng Wienermobile and who wouldn't want to drive that at least once? Unless the Simpsons lied to me the steering wheel is a giant onion ring. Of course I'm interpretting the question as which car would you like to take out for a drive or two, not which would you want for your everyday commute.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2006, 07:59:23 am »

  It's nice to see a sports car that isn't basically a c*ck.

Huh?  This is basically what Ace and Gary drive.

Though I think it is mostly impossible to not have c*ckes involved somewhere in sports car design.  After all, that is what we show off because we can't show off our massive bulges.  Oh my god it is going back to the foil ##### now!!!!!

I'm tired.  I apologize for any nonsense present in this post.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2006, 03:20:29 pm »

Ray and beef are SO into this. However it is not a trick question. The answer is obviously the zz-top car.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2006, 05:08:10 pm »

I cannot believe that GENERAL LEE is not an option on this list. I have had a hard on for ZZ-Top's car ever since I first saw it though. Interestingly, l'oreal did not actually produce a bugatti, or commission one, but I bet that would be an impressive ride, since they would sink immense amounts of money into it being superficial people and all.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2006, 05:12:06 pm »

Also, a real badass would be all about driving the '82 Subaru Brat. THINK ABOUT IT.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2006, 10:53:49 pm »

This question is a total mindfuck, as is the entire Badass Games.  Every answer has aspects that are badass and aspects that are wuss-ass.  I would say that the correct thing to do would be to write in your own answer, but the question is "which would you prefer," so it seems like you will have to pick one.

So far the Games' intent has been to separate true badasses from wusses with a badass facade.

After you win the race in the R10, you still have an ipod full of Kraftwerk.  ZZTop try too hard.  Weinermobile is slow, but it's a dream vehicle and requires a good deal of mental security.  L'Oreal Bugatti requires a similar security and is fast, but no matter how little you care about what the onlookers think, it's still sends effeminate vibes.

From worst choice to best:  Ford, Audi, Bugatti, Weinermobile.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2006, 02:12:39 am »

I'm voting Bugatti, but just because it's the obvious Mr. Bear answer, come on he'd never go any of the others. ZZ-top is obviously there for Lyle, and Teodore will go for the Audi because he tries way too hard. I don't know who the weinermobile is for (I can't quite see Vlad going for it) since Todd isn't taking part in this contest.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2006, 02:36:46 am »

I would have to go Weinermobile as well, but only because Delorian and Prius aren't on the list.

I mean, we all know this is why Teodor is so stumped.

He wants Prius to be an option.

He wants to stare at the test until Prius becomes an option.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2006, 05:57:07 am »

my neighbor has a Delorean. it is fantastic.

I got to ride in it once.

He couldn't figure out how to turn on the headlights. it was... interesting.
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2006, 11:22:50 am »

He couldn't figure out how to turn on the headlights. it was... interesting.
But did he know where the time circuits were?
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Re: 16 June 2006 -- L'Oreal Group Lotion Awareness
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2006, 03:52:00 pm »

he was pretending there weren't any.

but I saw him loading up the Mr. Fusion. I saw it.
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