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[linnea]

Last year, I waited until the very last minute, and although I scraped together a pretty decent costume (I was a bishop), I decided to give myself a better lead time this year. I am trying like hell to find a good picture of my bishop costume. I have no idea where it went. Anyway, I cannot wear any of my firefighter/EMT gear as a costume, because that would be hella crass. Wearing it for non uniform purposes could get me sacked.

Ideas? Anybody have a Fantastic Idea for what I should be for Halloween? Oh, and like Jim Gaffigan says, he loves Halloween because women dress like prostitutes. I have never picked a whorish Halloween costume, and I certainly won't be going that route anytime soon.

The genesis for this thread was while I was trying to download a spoof video of Darth Vader's younger brother, Chad. They had a link to a costume shop that seems a bit dodgy, but shit -- aren't all great Hallowe'en costumes a bit on the dodgy side?

EDIT: Holy shit, most of their ladies' costumes don't look like they'd be fit to wear outside the bedroom. Daaaayum, Jezebel! I am not going to get tarted up for a pseudo holiday.

[jough]

The whole point of adult ladies dressing up for Halloween is an excuse to wear something sexy outside of the bedroom.