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Author Topic: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!  (Read 7489 times)

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2007, 12:21:18 am »

So is Applesauce the little-kid swear word?

The schvitz party that the DVD mentions is a bathhouse/sauna/sweat party. Schvitz is Yiddish for "sweat" but it can also be used to refer to a bathhouse.

I hope you aren't suggesting that a bathhouse is an issue. It's all a good time for Teodore. (Apologies for lack of correct accents).
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2007, 12:27:15 am »

I hope you aren't suggesting that a bathhouse is an issue. It's all a good time for Teodore. (Apologies for lack of correct accents).

Alt+0233 is the only one I ever learned, because you can use é's literally everywhere

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2007, 12:30:26 am »

I think you can do that with control-alt-e as well.

The only ones I ever learned were single quotes, for people who were incredibly picky about the formatting of my essays.

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2007, 12:32:21 am »

Alt+0233 is the only one I ever learned, because you can use é's literally everywhere

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2007, 12:38:18 am »

I think you can do that with control-alt-e as well.

The only ones I ever learned were single quotes, for people who were incredibly picky about the formatting of my essays.

Single quotes? Do you do a lot of sub-quotations in your papers?
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2007, 12:45:17 am »

No roller skate this time though. Everyone is safe.

Also, one major difference between me and the otter: at five, if I'd believed something was the Olympics and been told it was Superman, I would've turned around and gone back to bed, disappointed. Never cared much for Superman, but man, the Olympics...

First Olympics I remember was Munich in '72.  Mark Spitz plus Israeli hostages = memorable.
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2007, 01:12:26 am »

Single quotes? Do you do a lot of sub-quotations in your papers?

One of my supervisors insisted on them for titles of short essays and poems and what-have-you. Single quotes are the norm over here, but as they're not the norm for the people who make the word processing software it all gets rather fuzzy.

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2007, 01:48:37 am »

...is an apostrophe different from a single quote visually?

' == 1/2 "
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2007, 01:57:59 am »

I like to think that's TT Boy in the police hat.
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2007, 02:13:46 am »

It is when your fancy-arse word processor is throwing curly punctuation all over the place.

Those things really spoil us.

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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2007, 06:42:42 am »

What impresses me about the obscure German man-porn Teodor is watching is that it is apparently silent. Not only does the TV make no noise, but the increasingly corrupt young otter is capable of mistaking a film of the rawest thing of dudes for the Olympics. No way would that happen if there were a soundtrack.

The only conclusion we can draw is that this is some kind of old-fashioned stag deal such as a loop from Weimar expressionist times. Maybe it never had sound, or maybe it did and the only sensible thing was to turn it off; it took until after the war for most to realize being in a talkie did not mean you couldn't shut up, and that kind of chatter would be rude to a hard-on. The fact remains that Teodor, in his compulsion to explore his surpressed desires, has stumbled upon a diamond of history in the rough of gay porn.

He has gone from discovering how to weep the weepy-weep way to satiating the homosexual monkey on his back to enjoying a front-row seat to history. And all he can think up to excuse himself is the Man of Steel having a rough day.

Entitlement indeed.

Can'd for German expressionist porn.  That may well be the single most brilliant concept ever introduced into my brain.  I can just imagine the titles:  "Inside the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari."  "Dandy Doormen 7: The Last Laugh."  Also, welcome.

What about the opposite - Olympic events with a '70s porn-groove soundtrack?  We may be on to something there!  You and me gonna reinvent the Olympics, dude.  I just decided this.
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Re: 26 March 2007 - Is this the olympics? No! Its Superman!
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2007, 09:19:03 am »

Can'd for German expressionist porn.  That may well be the single most brilliant concept ever introduced into my brain.  I can just imagine the titles:  "Inside the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari."  "Dandy Doormen 7: The Last Laugh."  Also, welcome.

What about the opposite - Olympic events with a '70s porn-groove soundtrack?  We may be on to something there!  You and me gonna reinvent the Olympics, dude.  I just decided this.

Are we talking classy porno or the real skanky stuff? I see it working either way: stereotypical smoky jazz lines mingling classily but faintly demeaningly with women's fencing, or cheap-ass too-early-for-MIDI synth boogie all taking the men's shot put and laying on teh sekksy with a trowel.

All anything as Freudian as the Olympics needs is music to suggest Ron Jeremy could show up at any minute and you've got something perfect.
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