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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #105 on: March 23, 2007, 03:00:09 pm »

  Also, being a fat motherfucker is a perfectly good reason to be hated.  You must be one of the porkbeasts yourself or you would agree, fatty

Man, you've just given me a perfect reason to make this a Fuck You Friday.

Fuck you, dude.  Fuck you.
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #106 on: March 23, 2007, 03:33:21 pm »

People, does everything have to turn into an argument around here these days?

Let's spend less time on the personal attacks on dudes of gravity and members of the armed forces and more time on obsessing about the cartoon cats, OK?
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« Reply #107 on: March 23, 2007, 04:14:41 pm »

I wish I was a dude of gravity so I could pile onto the MrChee hatefest.

Actually, my BMI does put me in the "overweight" category!

**thud**
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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #108 on: March 23, 2007, 04:19:34 pm »

it's probably not nice to get the achewood-loving dudes of gravity riled up in here especially when I am so inherently small and twiggy and breakable

let's all live in people-like-me-not-crushed harmony please and only use this information to show that just like most comics Kurtz draws himself as he sees himself and not as other people do and, through the comic being full of hot-looking women, finally decide he is pathetic. NOT JUST BECAUSE FAT.

Although the women could be idealized projections of similarly outfitted real-life women that Kurtz is not allowed on elevators with
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« Reply #109 on: March 23, 2007, 07:22:04 pm »

I have at times heard Mr. Kurz fits the description of "fat fuck"

I was going to suggest that the thread be renamed to "Scott Kurtz is a fat fuck" to be more accurate.  Then I realized that it might anger other fatties, and that in turn would bring out the fat-haters, and then we would get into a blubber-slapping battle of the body-masses.

Guys, just get on a treadmill.  It does wonders.
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« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2007, 07:30:44 pm »

Yeah, what colour are his eyes?  'Cause I hate him and everyone with whatever colour of eyes he has too.  What the fuck is wrong with you people of whatever eye colour he has?  Get some coloured contacts fuck wads!

Come on people.  Have some dignity.
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« Reply #111 on: March 23, 2007, 07:48:48 pm »

Hah!  You grotesquely obese mammoths are eating right out of playing right into my hand.  Pile it on lardos, like its feed time at the trough. 
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« Reply #112 on: March 23, 2007, 07:55:39 pm »

Look, you don't make fun of my paunch and I won't make fun of your miniscule c*ck.
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« Reply #113 on: March 23, 2007, 08:36:01 pm »

Come on people.  Have some dignity.

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Re: Scott Kurtz is a dick.
« Reply #114 on: March 23, 2007, 08:52:22 pm »

That shitty Red Hot Chili Peppers song is going through my head again. What the fuck is going on around here? Fuck this shit.
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« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2007, 09:04:47 pm »

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« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2007, 09:09:21 pm »

good.... goooood
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« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2007, 09:16:26 pm »



Yeah, I'll go for it.

But you can do this yourself now, Ash!
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