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24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« on: June 25, 2007, 01:06:18 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06252007

This was tooooo difficult, choosing a title for this one. Heh!
« Last Edit: June 25, 2007, 01:11:01 am by linnea »
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 02:12:44 am »
CHILI MELONS!

I think my favorite parts of this are:

1. deciding whether that's supposed to be blur or faux-3D dropshadow in the photo (you know, like a hologram),
2. "Page 5", and
3. "Observed Occupation" being left blank.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 03:37:42 am »
Definite 3D, Ray is in front of a 3D McDonalds.

Chilli melons to go with the Rad Chillis? I think I see a theme emerging.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 05:05:24 am »
Yeah, I was just gonna mention that. Chili-melons intersects way too much with rad chilis. Think of a new phrase for breasts, Ray. How is a dude supposed to enjoy a good motorboat when all he can think of his rad chilis?
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 12:08:50 pm »
'tell you the truth I enjoyed the ALT-text more in this one than the actual strip. SO Ray... So we're done with that marrying thing, is that it? Good. It couldn't be over faster.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 12:50:19 pm »
If Teodor would make baseball cards for everyone I would totally buy a set of those suckers.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 01:20:55 pm »
I definitely saw it as a hologram. Which is pretty impressive to do just at home.

They whole chilimelons/rad chilis connection  has left me with some mental images that I really didn't need. Whatever happened to ruuuude titties?
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 01:33:29 pm »
Chili melon is delicious.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 04:42:33 pm »
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 05:59:47 pm »
I'm a big fan of Ray's explanation of WiFi. Yes, Ray, it really is just computers in an area.
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 12:37:29 am »
Isn't WiFi really a series of tubes?
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 01:26:24 am »
Invisible tubes!
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Re: 24 June '07 - CLUMSIEST "ROOKIE BREAST MAN" EUPHEMISM
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 09:48:12 pm »
It's vacuum.
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