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@achewood Today's sad thing: A reeking tweaker couple looking in the gas station freezer for "that pizza that was good in the microwave last time."

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Choop

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« on: October 29, 2003, 01:08:50 am »
Okay, which of you sells miscellany on ebay?

The missus didn't know what the hell I was laughing at. Hopefully someone here will. If not, I'll just have to suicide myself.
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2003, 02:06:35 am »
I've sold odder things than that on Ebay - but I think it's less an Achewood cookbook reference as much as Onstad just tapped into particularly old-fashioned phrasing.
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2003, 03:36:20 am »
Oh, sure, jough, just SHOOT ME DOWN.

Care to pry off my fingernails while you're at it?
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2003, 03:57:12 am »
I dug it, choop.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2003, 05:28:46 am »
Cracks me up, too.

What I really dig, though, is the way E-bay files it:

   
Listed in category: Collectibles > Tobacciana > Lighters > Other Brands

"Tobacciana". Now that's an interesting word.

Also, when did 14 cigarettes become "almost a whole pack"?
I hope when they take out 30% of his lung, he tells the doctor he's got almost the whole lung left...
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