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Author Topic: Save our hippo!  (Read 6578 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: Save our hippo!
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2008, 01:24:50 am »
Quote from: wombat on August 06, 2008, 01:21:39 am
I think we're safe, because a dolphin strapped to the back of an elephant would get too dried out. But since an elephant is strong enough to also carry a very large vat of moisturizer, I could be wrong.

Elephants can swim quite adeptly too, no? They can sabotage our coastal facilities. Or maybe they can crossbreed the old fashioned way. With liquor.
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